Of Wintergreen Mints and Popcorn

Based (mildly) on a true story

"I think it's ready."

"No, it's not."

"Yuffie, I know popped popcorn when I see it."

"Right. And this isn't it."

Riku sighed. "Just… open the microwave…"

"No! It's not ready!"

Riku reached over and was about to open it but Yuffie grabbed his arm. "No! STOPPIT!"

So there it was, Riku, struggling to open the microwave and Yuffie holding his wrist to keep him from pushing the button.

Riku quit straining, however, when he saw a small bag on top of the microwave. "MINTS!" He stopped trying to aim for the microwave and reached for the bag of mints. "Mmmm…" he said as he inserted the white circular mint into his mouth. "Wintergreen…"

Yuffie said, "So… You just, forgot about the popcorn?"

Riku sucked on the mint. "Mm hmm."

"Well, I want a mint, too."

"Too bad. I ate the last one."

"WHAT!"

"If you want this mint, you have to come and get it." Riku stuck his tongue out to reveal the mint.

"Okay!"

Yuffie leaned over and kissed Riku, taking the mint with her when she pulled away.

"Mmmm, wintergreen."

Random, pointless, and yet, cute.

R 'n' R?

For me?

-hugs and cookies-

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