Well, it seems that people only read my story if it's a humor story so… here you go. HAPPY NOW? By the by, a Llama is another word for a pointless, plotless, random fic. SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE! There's gonna be some new slang around this joint.

Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Omi were all at the Taco Bell, waiting in line. Omi was literally bouncing off the walls.

"I must have my tacos now, or I will explode!" he cried.

"You mean, you'll burst?" Kimiko asked.

"No, I mean I'll-" he didn't finish before exploding.

They all looked at the black smudge on the floor that was once Omi. "Wow, he really did explode." Rai commented.

"No shit Sherlock. What was your first clue?" the girl behind them snapped.

"Ari! No swearing." The girl next to her scolded.

"Who says I can't?" Arietta snapped.

"Me." The other girl replied. "This is my fic, and you'll work under my rules."

A little orange fox scrambled up on her shoulder. "I don't like rules." He sniffed. He looked up at Kimiko and screamed, "CLOWN!" He jumped on her currently grape colored hair. He looked down at her. "You wear losta makie-ups." He commented.

"And you're an annoying twerp. Now GET OFF MY HEAD!" she yelled.

"Aw, the ugly clown wants a cookie." The fox cooed. He took a cookie from out of nowhere and shoved it in her mouth.

"Oo iddle est!" she spat through a mouthful of crumbs. "I'n onna ill oo!"

The little thing ran off and jumped onto the nicer girl's shoulder. "Mommy, the mean ugly clown's gonna kill me!" he whined.

The girl glared at the still fuming Kimiko. "Don't worry, I won't let the ugly clown get you." She whispered. The fox grinned and scurried towards the front. He climbed up on the counter and started to break dance.

Ari smacked her forehead. "Angela, can't you keep that thing under control?"

"I, like, don't know." The girl, Angela, replied. "Hey, why am I, like, talking like a valley girl?"

Arietta shrugged. "Dunno." She replied. "Honestly, I think it suits you."

"You, like, take that back you, like, jerk!" Angela snapped.

Raimundo chuckled. "Ellas son muy stupido." He quickly covered his mouth.

"Shoot, I didn't know you spoke Spanish." Clay said. Rai muttered something that even he didn't understand.

Kimiko opened her mouth to speak, but all she got were sounds like a bicycle horn. "Squeaky! Squeak!" she covered her mouth too.

Everyone started cracking up. "Kimiko es comica!" Rai laughed.

"That's, like, sooo funny!" Angela agreed.

"TOSTITOS!" the fox screamed from the front.

"Squeaker squeak squeakeeeee!" Kimiko protested loudly, making everyone laugh harder.

"We've, like, got to get out of this, like totally freaky place!" Angela said hurriedly. "Before we all, like, talk, like, weird!"

They all rushed out of the Taco Bell, gasping from laughter and exhaustion. "That was strange." Kimiko commented, glad to have her voice back again.

"One thing's for sure, I'm never going in there again." Rai sighed.

O.o Weird right? Just to let you know, I'm Angela the Authoress and Ashencry45 is Arietta, the co-authoress. More soon, I promise!