A/N: Harry decides to liven up History of Magic by winding up Hermione and Ron. Takes place during Goblet of Fire, between the Yule Ball and the Third Task. May be a bit OOC, but hey, they are teenagers. Besides, we don't see nearly enough of Silly!Harry. :-)

Key:
Harry
Ron
Hermione

I am sooooo bored.

Yeah, me too. Binns should be listed in the Encyclopedia of Magic Medicine as a surefire cure for insomnia.

Wanna play Exploding Snap?

Ron, I'm pretty sure even Professor Binns would notice cards exploding in his class.

True. At least him blowing his stack would be interesting, though.

Will you two please pay attention?

Why?

Why?

Because you're NOT copying my notes later, that's why.

Spoilsport.

Yeah, spoilsport!

...Besides, what does HG + VK LUV have to do with goblin riots?

WHAT?

I do NOT have that written on my paper!

You did before you erased it. snicker Admit it, Ms. Hermione I'm-too-good-for-Quiddich Granger is a Krum fangirl!

Harry James Potter, you stop it!

Ooooh, middle name, I must've touched a nerve! Fangirl, fangirl!

whack

Ouch! No fair beating up on a Triwizard Champion! Trying to improve your sweetie's chances?

What's so great about Krum, anyway?

That's a good one from you, Mr. Wonky Faint.

Wronski Feint!

I rest my case.

You're no better, Ron. Merlin's Beard, I'm sitting with the Viktor Krum Fan Club!

Shut up, Harry!
Shut up, Harry!

snicker

Besides, what's he got that... Hogwarts guys don't have?

Fame, fortune, and fangirls?

Shut up, Harry!

sob Nobody loves me. I'm gonna go feed myself to the Hungarian Horntail!

They already took the Horntail back to Romania, Harry.

I'll feed myself to Malfoy, then. Maybe I'll give him food poisoning.

snigger

"Ms. Granger, would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?"

"Sorry, Professor."

smack

Ouch! Still beating me up, huh? Does Viktor know you're into that sort of thing?

dignified silence

Woohoo, time for lunch!

Saved by the bell!

What bell?

Never mind, Ron.

What's so great about Krum anyway?

Shut up, Ron!
Shut up, Ron!

finis (Until the next HoM class, anyway.)