Disclaimer: I do not own FMA. I really can't think of anything else to say.

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Envy tugged Greed out of Wrath's room, leaving Wrath wide-eyed and stricken with fear from seeing Envy act so sluttish. Envy closed the wooden door slowly. Greed tried to swallow his worst nightmare. The palm tree raised his hand above his head and yawned, "G'night Greed! Go to your basement and never come back!"

Envy walked towards his room, but noticed that Greed was just standing there, without any motion, until he twitched, "That's it? You're not going to rape me or anything?" There was an awkward silence for a while, until Envy asked, "Do you want me to rape you?"

Greed swung his arms. "Well, yeah kind of. I mean, otherwise the rest of my night is going to be pretty boring." They stood in silence again as Envy thought about it, "Okay, I guess I can make room for you in my busy schedule… Oh," Envy gave an evil grin, "I know what game we should play! Come to my room quickly! I have all the equipment in there!"

Envy grabbed Greed by the wrist and tugged him into his room as Greed murmured; "Now that's what I'm talking about!"

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Wrath hid under his blanket, one hand holding a flashlight and in the other a pen. In front of him was a piece of paper with holes in it from stabbing the pen too hard through it. Frustrated with the fact that he couldn't write his plan on paper; he began to etch it into the wall. He began to put it down in crappy pictures and, more or less, his own language (bad spelling).

He read out loud his plan as he wrote it, "Step One; Get you're greasy little monkey paws on scissors. Step Two; cut all the zippers off every item of clothing and stuff. Step Three; put them all in a garbage bag. Step Four; burn them and do a ritual dance." The plan seemed perfect! He couldn't wait either; he had to take action now before anything happens! He needs to protect his brothers and sisters!

Step one was to get scissors, something Envy would never let him touch. He had to do it secretly. He does know this one guy that does shady business, he can go to him… Wrath put on his trench coat and black hat and went out for the night.

As he walked in the oversized trench coat, some people looked at him strangely and hid their kids… if they had any. He tipped his hat down to cover his eyes and divert the stares away, but it didn't work damn it. He walked past a couple very colourfully dressed women, who had a very interesting taste in clothing.

He finally reached the brick alley where a man was waiting for him. The man had dark hair, appeared around thirty and had a name tag clearly proclaiming his name as 'Roy Mustang'. He asked Wrath, "Did you bring the goldfish?"

"Yeah, I brought the goldfish," Wrath replied shifting his eyes towards his chest were the bag was hidden, "Did you bring what I want?"

"Yeah, I got it right here," He said showing a bit of the bright red, circular handle from under his jacket. They quickly reached for each other's items, and Wrath ran. As he ran, the shady man yelled, "Hey, these goldfish are real, and defiantly not smiling or cheddar flavored," but Wrath ignored this and continued to run.

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As soon as he reached home, he had to decide, whose zippers he should cut off first… Envy. But not to bother him, he'll sneak into his closet like he's done so many times before by going through the wall. He searched Envy's clothes for zippers, ad whenever he cut any off, he said, "This is for your own good!" Every now and then he heard Greed shout something and then Envy shouted louder, "Bullshit!"

When he finished with Envy's room, he went on to Gluttony's, then Greed's, which weren't too hard, but then he had to go in forbidden territory, Lust's room. He snuck in there, like a ninja in his opinion. He managed to reach the closet, when he was stabbed by one of Lust's nails. He looked over at the bed and noticed that she was still sleeping and this was just a subconscious thing.

He managed to take the zippers from everyone's room. He stored them all in a LARGE garbage bag, it was almost moring…

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A/N: finally! I know! ok here you go, you know something is going to happen, right? R&R

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