Author: Spiky.

Disclaimer: We all know what H.F.I.L stands for well imagine a girl landed there by accident and has to deal with all the villains of DBZ, in other words... Raditz, Napa, Frieza, Zarbon, Dadorian, Jeice, king cold, Puter, Ginyu, Goldo, Raccoon, Cell, Buu( In his nose less form.) and Baby. The others like the androids and garlic junior was killed by the other villains. Anyway please rate afterwards.

"No! I don't belong here! I didn't try to destroy earth; you messed up my records with someone else's!" The girl pleaded to her captors taking her to the cell with all the villains' in. "No PLEASE!" She begged again. "Listen King Yemma said you should be put here, and we NEVER go against his wishes!" The guy threw her into the cell, and locked the door. "NO, I don't belong here..." She slumped down as they walked away. "Don't worry little girl, none of us belong here." a girlish voice, known as Frieza's spoke. She shrieked as she for the first time noticed all the weird looking people in the cell with her. "Who are you?" She asked the one who spoke to her, she still sat down on the ground and tears were in her ebony eyes. "Oh me, I'm Frieza the high ruler of the universe..." He stood proud there grinning and then someone else spoke. "Ah give me a break, that was almost 15 years ago you dimwit." Cell spoke as he steps forth from the shadows the girl shrieked again and pushed herself against the wall. "Y-you're Cell! The one who tried to destroy earth!" She looked terribly afraid it made Cell smile in amusement.

"Yes, that would be me." He said and she closed her eyes shut and put her head on her knees. "You guys belong here, not me... I did nothing, they think I wanted to destroy earth; I died through a gun shot! How can I destroy the earth if a gun shot killed me?" She asked them and half of them smiled. "Looks like they mixed up your record, so now you'll be staying with us." Cell replied to her. "No, I don't want to..." she said crying again. "I'm... not like you." She said again as she lowered her head to her knees again.

"Yes, but we can have fun with her right Frieza?" Jeice asked his ''master'' while nearly drooling on the ground. The girl seemed alarmed and her eyes widened. "Yes why not, as long as you don't use her up the first time. Okay?" Frieza asked Raccoon, Puter, Ginyu, Jeice and Goldo who were all drooling.

"Yes, lord Frieza." They all looked at her, and she tried to back further into the wall, but it didn't work, she gasped in fear as they walked to her. "This is going to be fun, so who's first?" They all agreed that Goldo should be first. Then Jeice, Ginyu. Raccoon and then Puter. They all walked to her, and Goldo asked them for some help. "You guys, will you hold her arms and legs for me, and she might kick or hit me." They all laughed and agreed, Jeice grabbed her left hand and Puter her right. And Ginyu and Raccoon grabbed her two legs. She kicked and screamed and even bit Jeice on the arm. "NO! LEAVE ME ALONE, I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS!

Buu walked up to Cell, who was looking rather upset with the act going on before his eyes, he noticed they were still toying with her. "Buu..." Cell said to Buu, as Buu sat beside him. "Will you help the girl?" He asked him, and he saw Buu's eyes widen. "Why?" He asked back. "Okay, I can't help her, but you can." Cell said then continued. "How would you feel if 5 enemies surrounded you, each of them a million times stronger than you, they kept toying with you, not killing you just toying with you? And you know there's nothing you could do, how would you feel?" Cell asked Buu and Buu immediately answered. "I'd be angry, and hopeless. And just wait for them to kill me, or even better absorb them all into myself." He said then smiled at his own abilities. "Well, look at his girl, 5 men trying to rape her, each a thousand or more times powerful than her, even though she knows she can't stop nor win against them, she refuses to give up, and they're toying with her." Buu's eyes widened as he realized how right Cell was, he then took of into the bundle and threw Captain Ginyu into the wall first then everyone else except Goldo, who was on her, trying to get her shirt off. He then grabbed the little green man and strangled him for awhile then threw him against wall, turned him into candy and ate him. He then looked at the girl, she was shivering from fear and her arm was bleeding. He reached towards her; to his surprise she shut her eyes close and clenched her teeth together, as if she thought Buu was going to hit her. "I'm not going to hurt you woman, so open up your eyes." She opened her eyes still looking at the pink guy in front of her. "Thank you." She said and he just turned around and walked away. "Gee Buu if I didn't know better I'd say she likes you now." Cell said as he returned to his sitting position next to Cell. "Even if she did, it would mean nothing to me." He said as he continued to stare at the wall. Cell stared at him for a moment then looked away. 'Well, if I didn't know better I'd say he likes her as well' Cell thought as he saw the girl sitting against the wall still shivering. 'I think I know how to find out...' Cell stood up and spoke to Buu. "Thank you a lot for getting rid of those fools for me, now I can have my way with her." He said soft enough only for Buu to hear. And then Buu quickly looked up and frowned at him angrily. "Don't worry I was just kidding, I have more dignity and pride than that." Cell sat down again, and saw Buu quickly glance at the girl. "Good because then I'll have to kill you..." he said as he stared at the girl again."Yeah sure, I'm going to go and sleep I'm tired." Cell said as he went to rest against the wall. Buu decided that it was his time to sleep as well. Since he saw the girl was asleep as well. A few hours later Buu was awakened by the girl screaming along with Cell waking up as well. Buu look over at her distressed and saw the Ginyu force, and Frieza and his father trying to get her again. "Pigs." He mumbled under his breath then teleported to them and turned all of them except Frieza and king Cold into Candy. Buu them as usual ate them, and threw Frieza and king Cold into the wall. "Leave her alone!" He yelled as he looked down at her, her ebony eyes has turned blue from tears and she was shivering even worse than before, Buu reached out to her but she then scooted into the wall as far as she could. "Please, I beg of you, just don't hurt me..." She begged Buu, but he held out his hand, she looked at him and noticed he had no evil intensions so she took it. Buu flinched for a second when he felt how cold her hands where. He picked her up and walked to Cell who pretended to be asleep. Buu stopped next to him. "I know you're awake." He then walked to the wall and put the girl there as he sat next to her. Cell sat up wondering how he knew. "How did you know I was awake?" Cell asked Buu as he looked him in the eyes.

"You snore like a pig when you're asleep." Buu said to Cell and he started to laugh at his expression. "I DO NOT!" Cell defended. "Do too." "Do not!" "Do too!" The arguing went on for a while, and then it just stopped and then Cell threw one last comment at Buu. "Well at least I don't look like a pig..." Cell saw Buu redden in the face and was about to insult Cell back, but then the girl put her head on his shoulder as she slept. "Ooh Buu, I think someone likes you..." Cell mocked him. "O shut up..." Buu said as he went to sleep. And so did Cell. "Where am I?" The girl asked as she woke up and then she remembered. "O yeah I'm in hell..." She suddenly felt something around her waist, she tried to focus in the dark, but she couldn't, so she tried to feel it. 'Hmm it feels like... A HAND.' She nearly yelled in fright, and ripped lose and jumped against the wall, or at least she thought it was a wall, then the wall moved behind her and she yelled again. Suddenly something grabbed her around her mouth and told her to keep quiet. She did so and he finally let go. "What was that all about?" He asked her as he looked strait into her Ebony coloured eyes; he did so because he knew she couldn't see in the dark. But he could. "Who is this? I can't see." Buu admired the lost look on her face more than anything. "It's Majin Buu." he said and saw her eyes widen. "Are you the guy who helped me?" She asked as she looked in the wrong direction. "I'm over here girl." he said and she turned to where the voice was coming, and then stretched out her hand until she touched his chest. "And yes, I am the one who helped you." He gently took her hand away from him and placed it on her lap. "How can you see so well, I can't see a thing, I can't even see my own hand, she lifted her hand and tried to see it, but she couldn't. "I can see your hand; I can see this entire cell as it was a sunny day. She gasped in surprise and he smiled at her in amusement.

Suddenly a big snore came from the cell, and then the girl leaped up from shock and fell on Buu as she tripped. "What was that, it sounded like a monster!" She said as she stared around trying to see where it came from. "No, no monster, just Cell snoring as usual, he didn't believe me when I said he snores like a big pig." The girl softly giggled and then the snore came again. For some reason she got a fright again and nearly clawed Buu for protection. "Aah don't be so scared, it's only Cell." He said and she seemed to calm down a bit. "O bye the way, what's your name?" Buu asked her she lied down on his legs. "Jewel." She said and yawned as she was getting tired again. "O okay, I suppose you're going to sleep now?" He asked her and she nodded. "Good." Buu said, then went to sleep as well.

Morning

The girl was bye now lying on Buu's chest and Buu's arm was around her. (Hey strange things happen when you sleep!). Luckily Buu was the first one of them all to wake up; he stared at the girl and then smiled. "Hey, Jewel wake up." He whispered in her ear, and her eyes started to twitch lightly and then she opened it. "Buu? Is that you?" She asked as her vision was a still a bit blurred. "Yeah it's me, now I have to get up." He said as he gently picked her up and set her down again as he stood up. "Are you going to sleep on?" He asked and she nodded then yawned. "You mortals sleep too much..." Buu commented and then smiled as he picked her up and put her under the sheets next to Cell. "Do I really have to lay this close to him?" She asked him as he set her down slowly. "He won't bite, and besides he'll be waking up soon." Buu said as hit Frieza and everyone else on the head, except Cell. "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Everyone yelled which woke up Cell and pissed him of. "THAT'S IT THAT WAS THE 5TH TIME THIS WEEK YOU GUYS WOKE ME UP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Cell went into a killing frenzy, beating up everyone except Buu and the girl. "That will teach them..." Cell said as he lowered himself to the ground and walked over too Buu. "So how is she?" Cell asked as he looked at her. "Fine, why do you ask?" Buu asked him, kind of annoyed at Cell for asking.

"Just wanted to know." Cell said as he regenerated the few scrapes he got from fighting.