Summary: Seto and Joey are forced to live together at Seto's house for one week. Will it bring them threw hell and back or will the experience be pure heaven

Title: Hell and Heaven

By: I love Malfoy as a ferret

A/n: I hope you really like this story and it is my first lemon story so please be gentle with me when you review. And please remember that this is a SetoxJoey pairing so if you no likey, you no read it.

Chapter one: The Teachers

It was a normal Friday morning at Tokyo High School (total forgot what the name of the school was), as always Joey Wheeler had just gotten into a fight with non other then our rich pretty boy, Seto Kaiba, while in there homeroom.

"You want to make something of it you jack ass", Joey said as he swung his fists towards Seto's face and hitting him square in the jaw

"Yes, I would like to make something of it you mutt" Seto said as he wiped the blood of his mouth and hit Joey in the nose and sent him to the ground. Seto walked over to him and leaned over, "Ha, bet that you little shrimp" Seto said laughing.

"Oh, I am so going to get you for this" Joey said getting up and just before he could hit Seto again two teacher's appeared and grabbed both of them, dragging them out the door and down the hall way.

(The Principals office)

"GRRRRRRRRRR, I am tired of you two always fighting" Mr. Yamato yelled as he stared at both the teen's who where sitting right in front of his desk for the 4th time this week, "This is the 4th time this week that you both have gotten into a fight with one another. Now I want this to stop" he said as he got out of his chair and walked out from behind his desk.

"Now, me and Mrs. Allston" he said as he pointed to a lady in the corner of the room, "Have come up with a plan and have already made the necessary arrangements"

"Oh, and what would that plan be" Joey asked raising an eyebrow

"That you and Mr. Kaiba are going to be living at his house for one week from today to next Friday" Mr. Yamato said with a smirk.

"WHAT" Joey and Seto yelled as they both shoat up from there seats

"I CAN'T HAVE THIS MUTT SLEEPING AT MY HOUSE LET ALONE STAYING AT IT" Seto yelled as his face got red with anger

"AND I CAN"T SPEND A WEEK WITH THIS JACK ASS EVEN IF YOU PAID ME 2,000,000 YEN FOR IT." Joey screamed

"You know I could always make it two weeks" Mr. Y said as he smiled when they both shut up

"How are you even going to now if I keep him in my house, no one's going to be watching use" Seto said as he crossed his arms over his chest and put on a smug look

"Ah, we thought of that and that is where your little brother comes in, he is going to call one of use if you do throw him out or kill him"

"Damn, I new Mocuba would agree to this, damn him to hell" Seto said as he made a fest with his hand

"Fine, I will stay at money bags house if it will shut you up and make you relies that we just plan don't get a long with each other" Joey said as he sighed and gave up trying to argue with him.

Seto also agreed with a nod of his head

"Good, now Mr. Kaiba's limo is waiting for you down stairs and Mr. Wheeler, your stuff is already at his house. Now, off you go" Mr. Y said as he sent them off with a wave of his hand. "Oh, and you don't have to come to school until Friday"

When they left Mrs. Allston smiled and said "Do you really think this will help them discover there feelings for one another"

Mr. Yamato smiled, "I sure as hell hope it does"

(At Seto's House)

Seto looked over at Joey as he got out of the car, Boy am I going to have fun, Seto thought with a small grin. As soon as he and Joey got out of the car, a very happy little boy came out to greet them.

"Hi Joey, hi big brother" Mocuba said with a grin as he gave Seto a hug and ran to Joey and gave him a high-five

"Hi Mocuba" Joey said as he caught him in a head lock and gave him a nogy

"Well, come on in and we'll show you where your going to stay" Seto said as he walked into the hug house.

Joey followed after him and Mocuba and was amazed at how big it was inside. He fallowed them up a set of stairs and down a fue hall ways till h they got to a door. "This is your room" Seto said as he opened it. Inside was a bed a desk with a computer and all kinds of stuff.

"Hey, by any chance can I use the computer" Joey asked as he put his stuff on the bed.

"Well it is in your room so I can't say no mutt" Seto said

Joey growled as he went to the door. "Well thank you but if you don't mind I have homework to do so just leave me alone you ass" Joey said as he slammed the door and screamed when he closed it.

Seto growled and walked to his own room that was a fue doors away and slammed it. Mocuba sighed as he put a hand to his fore head and shook it "This is going to be one looong week"

(In Joey's room)

Joey sighed as he sat staring at the computer trying to figure out what to write next in his English poem.

You look at me with an evil glare

I never know what to say to you

You seem so cold at times

It makes me shiver with want

I can't really say why

But….

Joey sighed again as he leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling.

How can I write a love poem when the one I love is I the same house as me

(Seto's Room)

Seto was typing away at his computer finishing of his homework

You gold eyes look at me

They are filled with hate and sadness

Your golden hair shines in the sun

As I stair at the beauty you are

You think you are unimportant

No life to another

No love in another's heart

You don't see the feelings I hold

In this cold heart of mine

I think about you everyday

And if you may hate my guts

I sure do love your heart

Seto sat back in his chair pleased with himself as he read over it. He saved it and went and got ready for bed.

This is going to be a fun week, Seto thought as he crawled into bed, I get to spend a whole week with Joey, yes Joey, I only call him mutt when I talk to him but who new it was because I loved him. Seto sighed as he started to drift of to sleep.

"That's it, this week I will tell him how I feel about him" Seto decided as he fell a sleep smiling

(Joey)

"That's it, I'm going to tell him how I fell one way or another" Joey said as he to drifted of to sleep

nFn

An: Dang that was a long chapter for me if I do say so myself

Seto: That is long but you have gotten better at writing longer chapters

Me: Wow I got a complement from seto (Smiles and hugs Seto)

Seto: (Pushes me off) ok ok, just hurry and get to the good part of the story

Joey: Ya, I want some lemon's

Me: AWWWWWWWW (pats Joeys' head) don't worry I put some in later ok

Joey: Ok, so please review and send me lots of cookies to eat.

Seto: Even if they have suger in them please send them, he is so cute when he is suger high (Hugs Joey)

Me: Ok, u heard them, just push the purple button down below and review review REVIEW…please