A Boy Named Yugi
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Another one of Ms. Nosy's interviews of the YuGiOh people with only one goal: to destroy them forever!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, but I do own Ms. Nosy…
"Hello little boy!" Ms. Nosy greeted Yugi.
"Hello Ms Nosy" Yugi replied smiling.
"How are feeling today?" she asked him.
"Splendid Ms. Nosy" Yugi answered and smiled again.
"Let us begin our interview," she said.
"Ok, Ms. Nosy!" Yugi said smiling.
First, let me ask you, how do you feel about having a dead person in you head?
I…Why did you tell your friends all about this 'Yami person' that you obviously created using your sick and twisted imagination? Is it a mental problem or a pathological need for attention from your friends?
I…And is it true that Ryou is your secret lover?
I…How about Serenity? How do you fell about cheating on her and trying to corrupt her by introducing her to your sick world of perversion?
I…Is it true that you are a drug dealer? And isn't 'the heart of the cards' the secret name of your strongest drug?"
I…So that's how you got all that money! It wasn't from winning tournaments was it? And every time you talked to someone about the 'heart of the cards' you were making a secret, illegal deal with them about drugs!
And why are you so short? Does it have to do with that little 'I am the reincarnation of an ancient pharaoh' story that you are telling to little kids at night just to scare them?
I…You are a horrible person Yugi Moutoh! Get out of here!
A weak later…Marik was reading his morning newspaper while one of his rare hunters was preparing his breakfast. In the from page of the newspaper was an article called 'A Boy Named Yugi' by Ms. Nosy…
" Yugi, a twisted and perverted boy that many kids want to be like, lives a double life. The young King of Games is drowned into a forbidden world of perversion, criminality and abnormality. Not only does he not try to get out of this world, but he also wants to corrupt two other innocents, his girlfriend Serenity and his secret lover Ryou. He revealed to us that the dueling tournaments are just a cover-up for the large amounts of money that he earns from his drug dealing. After all how many times have we heard him talk about the heart of the cards, which is the name of his strongest drug? He is clearly trying to promote drugs and encourage the kids that are watching him duel to try them too! Also, Yugi is quite dangerous because of his illusion that he is the reincarnation of an ancient pharaoh and his belief that a dead person is living in his head. Now you know the truth about the so-called 'King of Games'.
Reporter: Ms. Nosy"End of Story
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