DIS: Well, I was looking at this awesome pic of Sesshomaru and was thinking, 'Ah, it's obvious that Rin is the only one who deserves him,' and I got this idea for this fic. So...Read below, don't kill me, and enjoy!

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Title: Why no fan girl could be with Sesshomaru

Rating: Undetermined!

Genre: General/Humor

Summary: This is a little interview with Sesshomaru of why no fan girl could be with him. Drabble.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Notes/Warnings: Umm...Bashing of fan girls?

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Why no fan girl could be with Sesshomaru

"Welcome, welcome, 'tis DIS here. Today we have Sesshomaru from Inuyasha. (audience claps) Quiet, everyone, quiet! Now...Sesshomaru – er, Lord Sesshomaru, sorry – are you aware of how many females are extremely obsessed about you?"

"I'm aware," Sesshomaru said, frowning. He wondered why he had even bothered coming to this stupid interview.

"And how do you feel about girls – old and young – fawning over pictures of you and dreaming of doing certain 'things' with you?" DIS asked, looking thoughtful.

"I am disgusted," he said bluntly. "As if this Sesshomaru would even consider them as anything more than an insect that needs to be tortured and killed."

"That's a little harsh, don't you think?"

"No."

"Um...Right. So, if you were, say, real – "

"I am real."

"Right. We know you're real, Lord Sesshomaru." DIS turned to the audience and mouthed, 'He's really just a cartoon.' "Anyway, as I was saying, if you were in our world, how would you feel about fan girls chanting outside your home and stalking you everywhere you went?"

"I would kill them. I hate annoying humans. They all deserve to be taken from the very earth."

"(o.o) Yes, I know you think that way...Um. Right." She cleared her throat. "And what if you were somehow forced to marry one of your fan girls?"

"I'd kill the person that forced me to do it and kill the girl. Or, if neither of those options are available, I'll kill myself and take them to hell with me."

"Oh, that's nice," DIS remarked absently. "Well, there you have it everyone! It's pretty obvious that Lord Sesshomaru hates fan girls! You see? That's why no fan girl could ever be with Sesshomaru." The youkai stood up and DIS hurried over to him. "Hold on a second. I need to do something." He paused and she stroked his hair, then his fur. "Aww, it's so soft!"

(death glare)

"(OO) Oh, no...I'd better go find Inuyasha! Save me, Inuyasha, save me! I'm an innocent human that your brother is trying to kill!"

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DIS: (sweat drop) That was totally senseless, but I think I had to get it down. I, personally, am not a Sesshomaru fan girl. I'm a Sesshomaru/Rin fan girl! (grins) Anyway, I hope you somewhat enjoyed it, even if Sesshomaru was a bit OOC. Just a little. Please review on your way out! It'd be greatly appreciated!