Series: Deathnote, hints of Yakitate Japan

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I'm a gay, right- err- Yagami Light finished checking his missed calls and decided to attend that help group his penpal Yukino had told him about.

Not that Yagami Light needed help.

No, no way.

It was just that help groups were always full of, well, disoriented people. And who knows, he may pick up a few helpful Kira fans there.

Likewise, he had met his penpal Yukino through an online forum in a rant thread about the unfairness of the world and all. He had been instantly touched at the horribly tragic story of her life. Her family had been forced to take care of the ungrateful illegiment brat he left behind. Furthermore, she was entitled to a third of their bakery enterprise! She was even a candidate to inherit their Pantasia- even after her calculating mother (who died, thankfully) had stolen her dear father away! Then some brat from the southern chain her younger step-sister owned tricked the manager into some stupid game show and she ended up losing her position and all of her St. Pierre stocks! Life had been so cruel to her.

He introduced some Kira fansites (many self made) to the forum and they were instantly Kira-fans. Thus he decided that this, this help group (which he did not go to in search of help) would have many, many members that hated the hatefulness of the world. And they would be Kira-fans.

"Bye Mom! I'll be back for dinner!"

"Oooh, nii-chan, where're you going? On a date?" his sister turned away from the Ryouga MV showing on TV.

"I'm going to buy pencil lead," he scoffed, tying his shoelaces. Darn things! Why were they so hard to tie?

After sitting behind the door for a good five minutes, struggling with the damn laces, he decided that the disheveled looking bundle of a knot would suffice and he was good to go.

Opening the door and pulling the map out of his pocket he tripped. Dammit, he tied the wrong strings together. He was never gonna try to tie both shoes at once to lessen tying time again.

Twenty minutes later he reappeared out of his front door with not one huge connected bundle of a knot but two, yes two, huge disheveled bundle of knots. One on each shoe.

Yagami Light felt so very, very semi-accomplished.

Now, to the help group.

-not that Yagami Light needed help.

Well maybe. With shoelace tying. But that was it.

"TAXI!"

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A/N: School hates me.