Naruto: The Musical!
Rated T for Teen for mild language, violence, um, suggestive content...
Chapter 1: Orochimaru's Boredom: I'm Under Your Spell
Tsuki: Bwahaha! I too have joined the bandwagon of writing fics about random songs being sung by anime characters! I hope you guys enjoy this. And everyone here is a Chunin if you needed to know. Oh yeah, I do not own any if the words or songs used in this fic, including "I'm Under Your Spell" by Joss Whedon, the creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Before I start the fic, Italicized lyrics mean one person is singing, whilst bold lyrics mean there is more than one singer. There are two or three OCs featured in this musical. If you must know, the pairings are:
Lee/OC
Naruto/Hinata
Sasuke/Sakura
Shikamaru/Ino
Neji/Tenten
Gaara/OC
Orochimaru/Anko
Also, I do not own Naruto. If I did, I'd be filthy flippin' rich. But I'm not. Anyway, here it is!
Orochimaru sat in his chamber of the tower, watching the sun rise upon Otogakure no Sato. He stroked his long, black hair absentmindedly, thinking of some form of entertainment.
"Hmmm… today, should I call for an invasion of Konoha Village? No, I don't have enough followers after that Impure World Resurrection jutsu incident. Or how about planning a raid on the nearest CVS to buy the latest purple eyeshadow?"
Orochimaru clicked his laptop on and searched his Amazon account.
"No, I already ordered everything in stock. Blast! And…" he trailed off into thought.
After a moment,
"I've got it! I'll entice Sasuke to follow in my path and join me forever! BWAHAHA! …
…
"No, wait, I always do that."
The "Otokage" was so immersed in thought that he didn't hear his loyal follower Kabuto calling him from the hallway.
"Orochimaru-sama! I brought your package!" Kabuto called, delighted to be helping his beloved teacher out. He found no reply.
"Orochimaru-sama? Where are you?" Kabuto stumbled into the former Sannin's quarters and promptly tripped on the carpet.
"Kabuto! WHAT is it?" Orochimaru asked impatiently. "I'm trying to think of something evil and sinister to do today."
"Well, why don't you do something horrible to those annoying Chunin in Konoha?" suggested Kabuto.
"Not a chance, my apprentice. Hmm…" his voice trailed off. "I've got it! I can do something horrible to those stupid, annoying Chunin in Konoha!" Orochimaru cried.
"But what to do…Aha! I shall make them sing until they explode! And then I shall entice Sasuke to join the Dark Side! Mwahahaha!" laughed the former Sannin evilly.
Kabuto sweatdropped in the typical anime fashion.
"Okay then…SHOUKA NO JUTSU!" A great blast of purple light filled the room and suddenly disappeared.
"Orochimaru-sama, are you sure that even worked?"
"Shut your mouth, Kabuto. Now, what did you want to tell me?" Orochimaru asked, his tapering, white finger beckoning his student closer.
"Well…"
MEANWHILE, IN KONOHA VILLAGE…
Uzamaki Naruto had just exited the Ichiraku Ramen Stand, having won a contest against Iruka-sensei over how many bowls of Ramen they could eat in one sitting. Naruto had eaten 238, while Iruka managed only 54 bowls. After much reverse peristalsis (a.k.a. vomiting) from Iruka and about 500 Konoha yen, Naruto was making his way down to Sasuke's flat.
On the way there, he glimpsed up with Hinata, who was training her Byukagan in the bushes.
"Hey, Hinata-chan! What's up?" Naruto called out to her excitedly. At the sound of his voice, Hinata jumped behind the bushes nervously, her face turning the colour of a boiled beet.
"Hey, where'd you go? Hinata? Hinata-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" He yelled, searching in the bushes. Brushing away thorns, our hero found the kunoichi huddled in a tight ball.
"Hi, N-Naruto-kun," she murmured almost unintelligibly. "H-how are you?"
Suddenly and inexplicably, dark clouds rolled in from nowhere and lightning struck the ground near the two Chunin.
"Whoa! What the firetruck was that?" Naruto wondered, scratching his spiky blond head. Looking around, he found nothing.
"That was random. Who'd have thought that lightning would strike right here? Oh well. Bye, Hinata-chan!"
The Kyuubiholder started to walk away when he heard Hinata getting out of her hiding place in the bushes.
"N-Naruto-kun? C-can we g-go somewhere…where we could be…alone?" Hinata stammered, her lavender eyes downcast.
"Sure, Hinata-chan," Naruto answered brightly. Gently, he took her hand, much to Hinata's surprise, and started off down the road. The two shinobi came to a glen by a small waterfall and stone footbridge and stopped.
"So, uh, Hinata, what is it that you wanted?"
"N-Naruto…" the kunoichi started. Suddenly, Hinata's eyes glowed deep amethyst and the ground shook.
"Huh? What the hell just happened? Hinata, are you okay?" Naruto asked, rushing over to Hinata. She shook her head.
"Naruto, there's something I've been meaning to tell you…" She trailed off.
"Well, what is it?"
Hinata took a deep breath, and instead of words coming out of her mouth, a melody emerged instead.
I lived my life in shadow
Never the sun on my face
It didn't seem so sad though
I figured that was my place
Now I'm bathed in light
Something just isn't right
I'm under your spell
How else could it be?
Anyone would notice me?
It's magic I can tell
How you set me free
Brought me out so easily
While singing, the sapphire-haired shinobi walked over to the bridge, gesturing that Naruto should follow.
I saw a world enchanted
Spirits and charms in the air
I always took for granted
I was the only one there
But your powers shone
Brighter than any I've known
Hinata twirled from Naruto's arms into the surrounding field, dancing as she sang.
I'm under your spell
Nothing I can do
You just took my soul with you
You worked your charm so well
Finally I knew
Everything I've dreamed came true
You make me believe…
She held the note for a long time. Entranced by her singing, Naruto followed her where he carefully grasped his hands in hers.
The moon to the tide
I can feel you inside
I'm under your spell
Surging like the sea
Pulled to you so helplessly
I break with every swell
Lost in ecstasy
Spread beneath my willow tree
You make me complete…
You make me complete…
You make me complete…
You make me complete…
Hinata finished, bowing her head and averting her eyes from Naruto's.
"Hinata-chan…I can't believe I didn't know," the Chunin replied. He tilted her face up to his and leaned in to kiss her, but…
As soon as she saw what he was about to do, Hinata fainted.
"Great." He would have rolled his eyes, but now that he knew, he just…well, couldn't. He picked her up and started for the infirmary.
"Well, at least no one saw, right?" Naruto asked aloud. Only the sparrows chirped among the trees.
He was wrong. The whole time, one shadowy figure had stayed hidden in the bushes, witnessing everything that had gone on. A smile barely emerged on her lips.
"My master will be pleased…"
To Be Continued…
Tsuki: I hope you guys liked this. I know, it's probably really bad for an opening chapter, but I was bored. Plan on seeing songs from Buffy, The Phantom of the Opera, Oklahoma, Mulan, High School Musical, and more. Please don't kill me for my lack of updates, dudes; I have Regents and crap coming up, so bear with me.
Lee: Tsuki-san, I promise you, if anyone will flame you, I will fight them to the death to protect your honour!
Tsuki: Thanks, Lee. (sweatdops). See you all later!
Lee: But, how can they see you unless they are in the same room as you are? If one of them is stalking you…
Tsuki: Lee…