Disclaimer: I do not own DNAngel or any of its characters, all rights belong to its original creator, Yukiru Sugisaki. Any similarities between this fanfiction or any other published materials is purely by coincidence and copyright infringement was not intended.

Hello everybody! This fanfiction is just a collection of shorts involving the DNAngel cast and everything random you could possibly imagine! Also, since I hit 100 reviews I will be editing and continuing this fanfiction, so as you can see, the edited chapters say "DNAngel Randomness Remixed" instead of just "DNAngel Randomness". When I finish editing all of the chapters that are already here I will change the title of the story to "DNAngel Randomness Remixed" and I will also finally get around to creating all the new chapters I've been cooking up! (Pun intended if you've already read this chapter.)

DNAngel Randomness Remixed

Chapter One: Satoshi's Book

Lights, camera, action!

"Hey everybody, this is DNAngel Randomness with Riku Harada, and today we're exploring the mystery of Satoshi's book!"

A large screen lowers to the stage and pictures of Satoshi with his infamous book flash across the screen.

Daisuke panics. "Miss Riku... I—I don't think this is right..."

Ignoring Daisuke she continues and pulls out a pointer. "Now, as you can see, there is another book behind Satoshi's police notebook...so Satoshi fans, tell me, what do you think this is?"

Looking to each other as they converse, the girls create floating hearts and all scream out different answers.

Riku frowns. "Well, that doesn't give us any idea... so now what?"

Glaring at each other in silent argument they finally shout, "let's get a close-up!"

Riku gives a thumbs up and the camera zooms in closer, closer, and closer...

"..."

"... …"

"... … ..."

"Muahahahahahaha!"

Daisuke slaps a hand over Dark's mouth. "Dark! Don't laugh!"

Pushing the hand aside, Dark bursts out again, "I—I can't believe this! Bwahahaha! It's a cookbook! A cookbook! Muahahahaha!"

Everyone tenses and yells, "shut up or he'll hear us!"

Just then, the doors creaked open and all eyes turned to see none other than the man on mystery... the cookbook-reading Satoshi...

"..."

Satoshi glares and all hell breaks loose. "RUN!"

End of Chapter One

Hahaha! I hope you all enjoyed this remixed version, and even though it's just an edit your feedback is much appreciated so please review! (Because I live off them! xD)

Oh yes, and any suggestions you have, please throw them out to me and I will gladly consider it! (Just don't aim for my head, I've lost enough brain cells!)