Lina may complain about her small boobs, but she is always getting them felt up (Gourry, season two, Zelgadis season one, Pokota Evolution-R, Xelloss card for Slayers art exhibition ). Amelia and Naga are never grabbed there that I know of, despite their much bigger assets. Dumplings have more appeal than melons?

Bored and just playing with the characters of Kanzaka for what may be only my own amusement, if no one else's.

It was a gorgeous, mild, sunny day. Resting her elbow on the sill of the open window and her chin in her hand, Amelia was daydreaming, when an outraged scream came from the flower garden of the inn, followed by an explosion. This startled the princess from her reverie. Xelloss' annoying voice then carried to her ears, "Thank you, Miss Lina, for the snack! Whoops, it looks like you destroyed the book. 'Bye!" Another angry scream echoed in Amelia's ears. Amelia sighed, "Now what..." She didn't have long to wait before a red-faced Lina slammed open the door to parlor and stomped into the room, her arms tightly crossed over her chest.

The fiery sorceress huffed, "Damn that Xelloss! He suddenly materialized right behind where I was sitting. To top it off, he grabbed both the grammaire I was reading and one of my boobs! I was so embarrassed I didn't realize the automatic defensive spell I fired off at him would destroy the grammaire, too. Double damn it! That book was so rare, and I had a hell of a time getting it from those bandits!" She burst into frustrated tears.

"I thought you had been reading in the library," Amelia commented.

"Eh, I was, but while I was looking at a spell for, ah, personal enhancement, Zel happened to walk by, and a library page nearly rammed a book cart into him. He leaned forward and braced himself against the book shelf behind me to let the cart past. Because of what I was reading, I got a little flustered with him leaning over me and kinda blasted him and the area just a little bit." She abashedly tapped her index fingers together. "Needless to say, my exit was required."

"Oh, Miss Lina!" Amelia gave Lina a look but put her arms around her friend to comfort her, causing Lina to come against the younger sorceress' very comfortable tatas. This thus reminded Lina once again that her own assets weren't as bountiful, which didn't help her mood.

"But at least Amelia doesn't make fun of my chest like her sister, Naga, did," she reflected. The sorceress shuddered as she recalled the time a clumsy oaf had bumped her, causing her to fall on top of Naga. Close proximity to Naga's loud laugh hurt Lina's ears, but what hurt and embarrassed her more was the White Serpent's raising a finger in admonishment and screeching boisterously, "I know you admire my breasts, Lina. It's understandable, given yours are so lacking, but I really don't swing that way."

The redhead pulled away from Amelia's embrace with a sad look at the princess' front.

Having known Lina for a long time, Amelia understood the look. She guiltily attempted to mollify the her friend by pointing out "Well, Xelloss must have thought your breasts were adequate enough to merit grabbing. He made Gourry grope you that one time, too. Despite his comments, Gourry even plopped a hand on your breast that time we all rested after our adventure in Zoana. Of course, he was asleep and didn't realize what he was doing, but his subconscious might have done. Not only that, Pokata also grabbed you in his sleep."

"Pokata thought my boob was a bun," Lina snorted in dismissal. She then mused, "Although, come to think of it, before we met you, even Zel had also laid a hand on me there."

"What!" Amelia pouted and her eyes became watery.

"It was during a fight, before we were friends." She added angrily. "The jerk then threw me against a tree!"

The princess gave a heavy sigh.

Misinterpreting the sigh, Lina exclaimed, "What are you sighing about? You've got plenty of frontage to grab."

"That's just it," Amelia sorrowfully replied, "Nobody's ever grabbed me there. Where's the justice that it keeps happening to you and not me?"

Lina rolled her eyes and said disdainfully, "You read too many bodice rippers," but added with a comforting pat on Amelia's shoulder, "You're a princess, not a commoner like I am. Royalty must be respected. Plus who wants to face the wrath of Prince Phil if someone did that to his precious little girl?"

"Daddy wouldn't have to know," Amelia said petulantly.

A light clicked on in Lina's self-centered head, and a sly smile appeared on her face. "Amelia, you wouldn't happen to be thinking of a certain stony someone, would you?"

The princess blushed and agreed, "I guess I do read too many bodice rippers."

Suddenly Xelloss materialized in the room and patted each young woman on their topic of conversation. "Hello, ladies. Keeping abreast of things?"

Lina and Amelia simultaneously punched him out of the window.

"Oooo, thanks for the double helping of anger!" They heard as he arced away into the pleasant afternoon sunshine.

"Happy now, Amelia?" Lina asked.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh! Mazoku cooties! Let's hit the hot spring baths as quick as we can!"