A while ago on a Slayers fan forum, people started a thread of jokes using Slayers characters in the old someone walked into a bar/tavern/inn/ restaurant format. Feeling somewhat Xelloss-ish, I'm posting some of mine here.

Lina and Naga, after a long hard day of following false leads to treasures, took their weary bodies to a tavern famous for its four pound steaks. As they eased their tired selves into one of the booths, a waitress came over to take their drink orders. Lina had been a bit ticked off because the day before, Naga had managed to collect all the reward Lina felt she, Lina, had earned. She and Naga had spent half the day bikering about it. Now, however, she seemed too exhausted to argue any more and just wanted a peaceful and friendly dinner.

Lina revealed to Naga, "I've been here before. They have a really, really good, strong specialty drink here, but I'm too bushed to order it. I'll fall asleep in my food if I have any alcohol, but would you like to try it?"

"Oho, ho, ho, ho. I'm not surprised that tiny frame of yours couldn't handle it. I, however, tired as I am, really need a pick-me up, especially if it involves a new alcoholic experiment!"

Lina looked up at the waitress and said, "A tall mug of lemonade for me, please, and for my friend, the house specialty drink." As she said this she gave the woman a wink and surreptiously passed her a little "something" for her trouble.

The waitress' eyes widened a little, and she glanced over at the scantily and scarily clad, smirking sorceress. A knowing look came into her eyes as she nodded and said, "Yes, miss. I'll bring your drinks right away and then take your order." She sashayed away to the bar.

A few minutes later, she returned with Lina's lemonade and a shot glass with a very dark liquid in it.

Naga laughed her famous laugh and everyone cringed again. "That's hardly anything! I'll want another soon if it's any good!"

"It's pretty potent, miss. Maybe you will, maybe you won't," the waitress replied. "Now, may I take your food orders?"

"One of your largest steaks, a baked yam, the soup of the day, and a salad," ordered Lina. "For dessert I'd like your green tea ice cream."

"That's ALL?" Naga exclaimed. "You must be tired, if you are so off your feed, Lina. I'll have double her order, please."

"Very good," said the waitress and went to the kitchen.

Lina sipped her lemonade, while Naga, shaking her head at the smallness of the glass, downed her booze. "Hmmm. Not bad. It's very smooth and creamy. I definitely want more." She tried to raise her hand to get the waitress's attention and found she was paralyzed. Not even her bountiful endowments could bounce in indignation, although her mouth still worked.

"WHAT! Lina, you sneaky little twerp, what was that drink?"

"Oh, it's called a Shadow Schnapps. Now I can eat your dinner as well and pay for it with that reward that was really mine!" So saying, Lina smugly reached over and snatched Naga's purse.