This is a trilogy insert mad laughter got carried away by LOTR and other stuff, wait until I read the Vinny Pooh. :DDD
PS: sorry JRRTolkien and please dont sentence me to a death by Shelob.
The night was calm ant the Wild Geese were training outside along with Officer Victoria. Walter was in the kitchen preparing tea for Integral, when he heard a blast that sent kitchenware off the shelves. All of the staff had gathered whether at the windows or the front door to witness a giant crater lying instead of a former flowerbed. One of his newest toys was in action.
To his dislike the hole was filling with water fast – one of the main pipes must have been struck, luckily the sewage wasn't damaged. The next several hours were spent in utter stress. The trouble crew had arrived and done all emergency work to stop the waterworks. This left the whole house without any water, which is all house but one room.
Integral was happy that her ancestors had run a personal pipe for their needs out of fear of poisoning through water. She wasn't that happy now. She was awoken from one of her rare full time sleeps and she had learnt that one of the pipes had been blasted to smithereens. Walter was a good gunsmith. With that she fell asleep just to be woken up again several hours later by a knock on the door.
- "Yes, what is it?"
- "Sir Integral, pardon me, but the soldiers have finished their training but there is no water in showers."
- "State your point Walter; you've just woken me up." She groaned, in fact she was always in a bad mood when woken up, now there were two times more reasons to be grumpy about.
- "The point is the soldiers require a shower."
- "Oh, ok, let them have it; is this really a reason to wake me up?"
- "Well, yes sir, since your bathroom seems to be the only one having running water in whole house." Integrals spirits fell, imagining all those soldiers marching through her quarters, she groaned again, thinking this early in the morning caused a headache. But although she was no idealist, she was a pedant under certain circumstances. The thought of dirty, discontent men made her shiver.
- "Fine Walter, they may use it but no more than 10 minutes each if they want to get through it till dawn."
Young Hellsing got up, threw the dressing-grown over her pajamas and marched off to her office, grumbling: "Might as well try to go sleep with mice." The queue was starting to form at her door.
Her office was a bit quieter so she tried to work. Then she mused how much hair would be stuck in the strainer and which shower gel should she purchase next.In fact, she ran out of it abnormally fast, both, she and Walter were concerned.
Later she also skimmed through her paperwork realizing that her mind had left her some hours ago. Integral hoped the reparation of pipes would estimate minimum time. At what seemed to be five in the morning, she returned to her quarters, now only two men waiting their turn – Captain Bernadette and Walter.
- "Yo, people, I'm gonna sleep, so don't get too noisy in there." This caught Seras, who was now emerging from Integras bathroom by surprise. Integral had never allowed herself to talk so offhand before.
- "Sir Integral are you allright?"
- "Yeah, sure, whatever."
Integral came to her bed and slumped into it, rest, finally rest.
It seems that people are not the only beings tending to personal hygiene evil smirk I think that bathing has come over me lately. :D