Splashed Windshield
Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha were driving, sometime in the Feudal Era, when it started to rain. They had just drove past a peasant who then threw mud at them screaming, "Why do you guys get a flipping car?" The mud struck the windshield and Inu-Yasha yelled at his half brother, "Oh No!" Sesshoumaru swerved and pulled off of the road. Both boys got out and just when they were about to start to clear the mud off, their friend Sora the Keyblade Master popped up out of blue-colored smoke. Sora looked at the pair of Inu-youkai and yelled, "NO! IDIOTS! You know what you should have done!" Both Inu-youkais looked at each other than shook their heads and looked back at the Keyblade Master. "You should've slammed really hard on the brake! I learnt that from Driver's Ed!" The Keyblade Master answered. "NO! NO! NO!" Suichi Shindou yelled at the Keyblade Master as he appeared from rainbow-colored smoke. "You should've spun the car so that the mud flies off!" Suichi exclaimed. "No! You idiots are both wrong!" Bakura yelled at the Keyblade Master and the lead singer from Bad Luck as he came out of white smoke. "You're supposed to shank your odometer!" Bakura shouted while taking out a concealed weapon. Suichi saw the weapon and jumped in back of Sesshoumaru while shouting "No! Put it away! Put it away!" Bakura stepped in front of Sesshoumaru and started yelling "You're a wimp Suichi!" Sora then jumped in shouting "You guys don't even know what to do when you get mud on a windshield!" From the sidelines Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha watched the three duke it out. From out of black smoke came Sasuke. He looked at the two Inu-youkais and asked, "Car problems?" The two youkais nodded. "Mud on the windshield?" The youkais nod again. "Everyone knows that when you get mud, slush, or snow on your windshield, you should turn on your windshield wipers immediately. It also helps to slow down and stay on your path of travel until you've regained visibility. It's even better if you predict that your windshield will get splashed and turn on your windshield wipers ahead of time." Inu-Yasha jumped in and asked, "How do you know all this?" Sasuke replied, "Because I took Driver's Ed with Ms. Galanti." He then clicked his tongue and winked.
Created by Mel and Brittany