A/N: hey guys! Sorry for being a ghost recently, but I've been buried up to my ears in work

Oh and here's the next chap XD.

Chapter 4: almost human

Chicho raised his head at the sound of his master walking into the small apartment.

"Chi, where are you?" Naruto called out, smiling when Chicho came bounding towards him.

Naruto bent down and picked up his best friend. "I hate school" Naruto muttered into

Chi's fur. Chicho cocked his head to the side as if to ask 'why?' Naruto just smiled

and set him down.

At the loud roar of Naruto's stomach, he walked into the kitchen, Chi fallowing behind

a smaller rumble echoing Naruto's.

Naruto just laughed, "A bit hungry too are you?" he said, leaning down with a small

bowl of instant ramen to give to his furry companion. Chicho barked his appreciation,

before inhaling the shrimp flavored noodles.

Naruto took his cup into his bedroom and sat down. Chicho followed close behind,

jumping on the bed next to Naruto. However, as soon as Chicho landed on the bed

it shook slightly, making Naruto Bounce. Naruto looked down at his 'puppy'

"Putting a little weight on there Chi?" Naruto asked patting his dog's back.

Chicho Stuck out his tongue and let out a sound that sounded suspiciously like a human

'hn'.

At that Naruto froze, "Did you just say 'hn'?"

----------somewhere across town--------------

Kakashi jumped out of his perch outside of his dolphin's class. It was just too

much fun, not to mention easy to get his Iruka to blush, especially in class.

Walking in the front door of the academy, Kakashi turned to the left, then to

the right, walking up a short staircase and turned one last time to the right,

before he was standing right outside of Iruka's class. Putting his ear to the

door, he smirked, just his luck, they were talking about concealment jutsu's

what a perfect time to give an example.

anybody in the hall could see Kakashi make a few hand signs, then he disappeared

making the only visible part of him a single thread of hair, that was so silver

that it looked like it was part of the air itself.

Walking into the classroom, Kakashi closed the door silently behind him. Iruka

was so into his speech he didn't even notice the Jonin enter the room.

Smirking evilly behind his mask, Kakashi made his way behind Iruka. Kakashi

leaned forward so that his face was right by Iruka's ear. "Miss me love?"

He whispered, Making Iruka jump, not much, but enough for the whole class

to see.

A little blonde haired girl asked, "Is something wrong Iruka-sensei?"

"N-no nothing's wrong at all!" he said hastily, adding under his breath,

"Damnit Kakashi I'm teaching." Kakashi let his hand wander to Iruka's back,

trailing it slowly downward.

"You always were a good iteacher/i Iruka" Kakashi whispered into his lover's

ear, making Iruka blush.

Kakashi continued his string of sexual innuendos, making Iruka as red as a cherry

before stepping to the side of the brunette. 'Time for a little payback' Iruka

thought to himself, seeing the strand of Kakashi's hair make for the exit.

Halfway through his sentence about the hand signs and chakra control needed for the

invisibility jutsu, Iruka turned to Kakashi's general direction and said, "Well perfect

timing Kakashi, and what a marvelous example."

Playing along, Kakashi released the jutsu, appearing in front of the class instantly,

drawing a few gasps. "Why thank you Iruka-sensei" Kakashi said, drawing on the

word 'sensei' for a second longer than it needed. Iruka started blushing again at the

double meaning.

Just then, a bell rang, signaling the end of the school day. Iruka let out a breath,

"We'll pick up there on Tuesday, enjoy your long weekend!" Iruka said, as the mass of

kids cheered at the prospect of a long weekend coming.

As the last child ran out the door, Iruka turned to Kakashi, the smirk had completely

vanished from his face, leaving a frown in its wake. Kakashi gulped, this wouldn't end

pretty.

((sry kak/iru fans, nothing this chapter ))

----------some four days later--------

Naruto had returned home once again from school, complaining as usual about how

it was the worst invention ever. And also as usual, Chicho would follow around

at his master's heel.

He had grown remarkably fast, it had only been about 2 weeks since Naruto adopted him

and he was already nearly three times his size. A two foot 80 pound dog, and still

much to grow.

Laying back on his bed, Naruto lovingly stroked Chi's head, which was laying across his

stomach. "Gods Chi, what am i going to do with you? You're growing too fast!" Naruto

said, his face serious.

Chicho just licked his face, and laid back down.

----the next morning---

Naruto had already left for school when Chicho woke up. Running over to his food bowl

he quickly inhaled all of the food that was there, before realizing how bad it tasted.

'Wait... since when did i not like food?' Chicho thought, walking into the wall by

accident, letting out a bark that sounded suspiciously like "DAMN IT!"

His fur had become a midnight black, reflecting any light off of it like it was water.

His memory had returned some, he knew the word 'Sasuke' but he had no idea what it

meant. Laying down on Naruto's bed, chi fell asleep

--------time jump-----

and so it went for the next few weeks, Naruto would go to school, where he would watch

Iruka-sensei get bullied by Kakashi occasionally, and come home complaining about

school, and hugging his best friend, who was growing by the day.

--------eight weeks later------

Naruto left early again, leaving Chicho home alone. As soon as he woke up, Chi knew

something was amiss. He felt weird. And he had grown, he was now as tall as Naruto

if he stood oh his hind legs. Jumping off the bed, he took a few steps, then collapsed

in a flash of pain. Whining, Chi tried to move, but couldn't.

Slowly and carefully, Chi moved back on the bed, and collapsed, not realizing that

his tail had disappeared.

The process continued threw out the day, until Nothing was left of Chicho, but on the

bed lay a very nude boy, still writhing in pain.

When Naruto Returned, he knew something was off, because Chi didn't greet him like

he normally did, Instead, he heard whining coming from his bedroom. Dropping his bags

Naruto ran like hell itself was after him. Until stopping in his bedroom door.

On his bed lay the missing child.

on his bed lay a very naked Uchiha Sasuke

END CHAP'

A/N: I know, it's not like the preview, so sue me! the preview was a tease, just for fun.

XD

But any who like it?

PLEASE TELL ME XD