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Morning break; the sun shined on this gorgeous day. Everything was beautiful. Bugs awoke to the sound of his alarm clock. He shifted over and turned it off. He then stood up and stretched. He leaned over to kiss his wife, Lola Bunny, who slowly stirred in bed. Bugs went out into the hallway, lined with family pictures. There were pictures of his children, Tanya and Sean, and also of his friends from work. There was one with him and Daffy at the set of 'Duck, Rabbit, Duck'. There was another one with Porky in a scene from 'Space Jam'. There was yet another with the staff and faculty of Acme Looniversity; like last month's football game. On the field, Buster, Plucky, Hampton, and the other members of the football team with Babs, Shirley, Fifi, and the other cheerleaders beside them; there were fans in the background cheering them on.

'Such good times' he thought.

He made his way to the bathroom. He turned on the hot shower and stepped in. The water felt delicious as it massaged his back. He lathered, rinsed, and repeated. After the refreshing shower, he went to the kitchen. Lola had made him a large breakfast, waiting at the table. He ate the delectable food and enjoyed fresh brewed coffee. Soon enough, the twins rushed greeting 'good morning' into the kitchen and sat in their chairs. They all sat at the table as was routine and ate together as a family. Bugs got up, thanked Lola, and then went to get his briefcase. He went outside to start up the car, and waited. Lola and the kids came out with their things and went into the car. He drove out of the drive way and they were on their way.

They first went to drop off the kids to their First Grade class at their elementary school. Then later, he and Lola drove to their jobs. After driving through the city streets they arrived to the grandeur of Acme Looniversity. He parked the car and they went inside. Faculty greeted them as they punched in for work. Bugs and Lola kissed and went their separate ways; Lola to the Gymnasium and Bugs to his Principal's Office. He opened the door of his office and placed his briefcase on the desk. He got the notices from his mailbox and sat in his comfy chair. He reviewed the tasks for the day and began to make the plans. The school day began and the students were arriving to their classes. Bugs had to fulfill his duties as principal and as toon physics teacher as well.

After dealing with his Principal duties, he went to attend to his classes. Teaching them about the lack of gravity in cartoons and how momentum can be their worst enemy is always an interesting and eventful job to do. The usual, like the failure of one of the students by making an anvil float in midair, or the walking through the apparent solid hole in the wall. After dealing with the students, Bugs finishes the school day with last minute principal duties. Lola left at regular school time to go pick up the kids beforehand, so Bugs goes home by himself in the car.

He arrives home, parks the car, and enters the doorway. He places his briefcase on the floor and heads over to the kitchen. He finds Lola making dinner and kisses her hello. He goes to the living room and finds the kids there. Sean was playing video games while Tanya was coloring on paper. Tanya looked up and went over to him to hug him. Bugs kissed her on the forehead and returned the hug. Bugs then sat on the couch and patted Sean's head. Sean looked back and smiled at his dad, then handed him a controller. They played together until it was time to eat.

The three of them went to the dinning room. The kids sat on their chairs when Lola came in with all of the food. They ate together and talked about how their day was. An hour or so passed by when dinner was over and the last dish was washed. The whole family was in the living room, watching TV. Soon enough, it was bedtime and the kids reluctantly went to brush their teeth. Bugs made sure the kids went straight to bed. He and Lola bid them goodnight and turned out the lights. The two parents went to their bedroom. They changed into their nightwear and collapsed together into bed after a long day for some well-deserved rest. They snuggled in close together and listened to the radio until they both fell asleep.

Everything seems perfect. Bugs has the perfect job, the perfect career, the perfect wife, the perfect kids, and the perfect life. He has talent, he has fame, he has fortune; he has it all! What worries could Bugs Bunny possibly have? If you believe that…

…Then you're sadly mistaken.