-Sora and Riku- presents...
Yaoi on Shells
Hey everyone! This is just something funny. I read a bunch of M rated nasty little things about Sora and Riku and found them more funny and far from romantic, even angsty. One word to describe them would be nasty, so this is my humorous version of all those others. Enjoy!
Riku pressed his body against mine. "I'm going to do it to you so hard, you won't walk for weeks." He pressed his face against my ear, dark eyes flashing as our bodies absorbed the heat of the sun-soaked beach.
"Ok." He raised a perfectly manicured eyebrow.
"Ok?"
"Yeah. I mean, I want it and all the viewers know I do so..."
"Viewers?" God when will he shut up and just do it? Guess I'll have to. I pulled his body down on my own, his lean muscles tightening in surprise. I could feel sweat on his back and I'm sure he could feel sweat on my own. "Wait- don't you want to say something?" I was getting irritated by now.
"Like what, Riku?"
"I don't know, like, 'Please stop!' and then think something like, 'Oh but he's making me so super horny'?"
"But, you are making me super horny. Why the hell...?" I trailed off as the look in his eyes grew hungry. He clearly wanted me to stop talking. Hey, whatever works.
"Take 'em off." He whispered, gently nipping my ear as he spoke.
"Aye, aye, cap'n."
"Cap'n? That's not sexy."
"Yeah but neither is 'I'm going to cum'."
"Got a point there..." his train of thought was derailed as I pulled off his pants.
"HEY! I said pull off your pants!" We stared blankly at each other before I finally sighed.
"So demanding." The pants were off.
"God these fuckin' shells are killing me!"
"We're on a damn beach- what do you expect?" He frowned at me and I shut my mouth, looking innocently up into his eyes. Sweat dripped down his forehead, falling onto the bridge of my nose, which he kissed roughly. He pushed me into the world, sandwiching my body against the earth and his own. I placed my hand on his stomach, feeling something starting to stir and he pressed hot kisses against my neck, my chest. He made his way downward as I shut my eyes, back arching.
"Riku-" I gasped as I felt himself stiffen against my already hard self. I felt his hand lower onto it, rubbing it hard and making me cry out again. "Dammit Riku! That hurts!"
"Well what'd you expect?" Got me there. I allowed my head to fall back onto the sand as he worked, occasionally grunting. Then I felt his mouth lower, heat radiate around me. My breath came in short, quick glimpses. My back arched higher-
"SHIT SORA! What the hell?" He pulled away. "I wasn't even ready! Dammit!" He wiped his face in disgust. "You know what, Sora?"
I was blushing crimson, looking down at my taunt stomach, then up at his. "Yeah?"
"We need to find ourselves some Disney characters."
"Now you're talking!"
Hahahaha! Ok that was fun writing. I was getting frustrated at how many people put things in there stories such as "Twelve inch cock" and "I'm going to cum!". Those things aren't sexy. And neither is slamming Disney characters (XD Imagining Mickey and Riku right now! LOL) and Sora exploding all over Riku.
This is my protest. :-P There's a way to be descriptive without giving waaay too much info. Ja ne!
Miss Miasma
P.S. This was just for fun! R & R but please, no super flaming. If you'd like to make an intelligent observation or statement, feel free to do so.