Pairing: Hatori Sohma/Ayame Sohma

Fandom: Fruits Basket

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or its characters.

Rating: R for implied sexual intercourse.

A/N: This is just some random drabble for Easter. XP Please don't take it too seriously- I just had to write something non-angsty.

The Easter Bunny isn't always Momiji...

And not always innocent either.

"Everyone, please calm down! It is only your most beautiful and talented cousin Ayame! I understand that you would be startled; to you receive my presence on such a romantic day that you must spend with your sweetheart, but I'm afraid that I am inbetween lovers right now, and due to it being a holiday I had to close my shop on government's orders! Oh, the inhumanity!"

This merely made the group talk even louder, although the ones protesting heavily had to be held back by Shigure and Hatori.

"Now calm down, it's interesting!" Shigure said, excited to see Ayame again and hoping to calm Kyou down.
"It's not interesting, you idiot, it's annoying!" Kyou shot back. "Everything about that damn Rat is annoying, but his brother is the most annoying of them all!"

Said damn Rat glared at Kyou calmly, being held back from his older brother by the family doctor, Hatori.

"Shut up, baka."

Ayame was touched that the family was going through such a fuss to make him feel welcome by acting like they did when he was not around. He grinned happily and started fixing the bunny ears on his head. He skipped towards Momiji, his bunny in crime- or so he had decided without the boy's consent and bent towards the boy secretively, though he still remained talking in his boisterous tone.
"Momiji-chibi… I have hidden eggs for Easter, but they have remained hidden for a little longer than I expected. I had assumed that placing one, a little broken, on Kyoukichi's nose would have given the family a clue that I had done such a wonderful considerate thing for the family, but I am afraid you are all a little denser than I had anticipated!" He let out a salvo of laughter, ignoring the shouts of 'inhumanity', and 'murder' coming from Kyou's corner of the room.

Momiji smiled brightly, realising he was one of the only people who could really match Ayame's happy demeanour, and decided to join him on this happy holiday.

Akito or no Akito.

"Do you want me to help cheer the family on, Aya-kun?" He smiled innocently.
The loud Neko's complaints came to a screeching halt, as did the rest of the murmurs as they all started disbelievingly at the innocent little Bunny.

Not one to be deterred by a little attention, Momiji hopped around Ayame, clearly excited. He had been so disappointed when nobody wanted to spread the Easter cheer with him.

Suddenly, he paused mid-hop.

"Waaah! Ayame-kun, you're also wearing a bunny tail!" The Usagi exclaimed brightly when he saw the tiny little fluffy ball attached not quite subtly to Ayame's robe, as it was pink.

Ayame nodded happily, patting the blonde boy on the head and ruffling his hair. "Of course! I have to be the perfect Easter Bunny… well, next to you, of course." Another burst of laughter erupted from the Hebi, and Momiji joined in with a shrill giggle.

The family was suddenly dreading very much what was coming next as the loud baritone and the high-pitched squeal merged together into one sound that obviously announced the apocalypse.

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Later on, everyone had found their respective dressed-up eggs, hidden somewhere which Ayame had felt was appropriate for their personalities. Yuki's had been found behind a picture of Ayame and Shigure in the novelist's room, which was coincidentally the last place where Yuki had started searching. Kyou had already received his egg a few days ago, Ayame had explained after Kyou had complained. The Cat had been looking for three hours between all the leeks there were to be found within Shigure's house.

The others had found theirs as well, though some hidden in the garden had already melted and the only thing remaining was some cardboard-cut pieces of their Zodiac counterparts and a sad little chocolate puddle.

Ayame was pleased that the family was having fun. His plan had definitely worked. Although he knew they had not wanted to start searching, they still enjoyed themselves; if not the quest itself then because of the silly faces Ayame had painted on the eggs.

Ayame walked to the table in the living room and silently sat down next to the doctor, who was reading his newspaper. In fact, he had been reading his newspaper throughout the day, not even bothering to look for his egg.

Hatori knew him better than that, it seemed.

He didn't look up when Ayame sat down next to him, which gave Ayame a perfect opportunity to observe the man's unusually relaxed face. He was mildly surprised to see that he looked so much younger and more innocent when relaxed.

Ayame was happy Hatori had had such a relaxing day. It was, of course, one of the many benefits of his wonderful Easter plan. The doctor was always so busy, and rarely had a chance to just relax when everyone else was not depending on him to maintain the peace.

"Aaand?" He drawled playfully, finally having had enough of the silence. It was one thing to not look for a present Ayame had given him- it was an entirely different thing when he blatantly ignored him over a newspaper that he must've read four times already.

Hatori sighed, finally putting down his newspaper.

"Thank you, Aya."

If he could move his fluffy bunnytail, Ayame suspected it would wiggle right now. Entirely too pleased with himself, he continued; "No, Tori-san… Aren't you going to look for your egg?"

"I don't like chocolate. Especially not one in the form of a seahorse, which you have undoubtedly transformed it into." He lifted his eyebrow as he looked at Ayame, challenging him to deny it. Ayame's smirk merely widened.

"Well, I know you don't like chocolate. So, I have prepared you something else. After all, it is a holiday, right? Even for sour boring doctors." His eyes shimmered in mirth. He jumped from his seat, and stuck out his hand to the doctor. "Coming, Tori-san?" He asked in a seductive voice. "Your present is in your own room. You don't get the Easter eggs, you get the Easter bunny instead!"

"Hn." Hatori figured that it was probably the best deal ever, even if he would not ever admit it.

He really liked the times that Ayame was inbetween lovers.