Puddleducks
By: Lady Arre
Chapter the last
Authors note: here we are my dear friends, your surprise and the last ever chapter! This is the first chapter fic I've finished so please review and be nice to me! I'M PROUD!
Dear Kates,
I told you so.
That's really all I wanted to say but I was forced to write this by my wife so I had better give you some advice or something.
So here goes:
Don't nag him that's the worst thing a wife can do. Bribe him instead, that chocolate cake recipe of yours works well.
Don't have kids.
They're messy, they scream and any of yours will be Oliver's too and that will be dangerous can you imagin elittle Oliver wood's running around?
Its scary, it's bad enough that they haven't kept the original under lock and key in the mental ward of St Mungo's
. But seriously Kates, all the best in your marriage, Oliver really isn't that bad a bloke.
Always
Your brother
Thomas Bell.
Dear Katie and Oliver,
Married at last, I'm so happy for you! We all organised to give you advice, so here is mine.
Do not under any circumstances listen to what my husband says. He has no idea what he's talking about. But then you grew up with him so you know what he's like.
Always remember that you're there for each other and don't be afraid to ask for help. Enjoy the best years of your life together!
Your sister-in-law
Alexa Bell
PS: Kyle says Kay! Obbila! And claps. I think he has some idea of what's going on. thats really quite cute if you think about it.
All the best, shes a wonderful woman. Take care of her.
Dad
(A/N Hamish Wood)
Kates and Oliver,
About time kids, we've been waiting for this one for years. Good luck.
And don't lose that chocolate cake recipe Kates. Trust me it's a tradition in your mothers family to put it to good bribing use.
Oliver: you take care of my girl all right?
Dad
(A/N: trystan Bell)
My dear Katie,
What can I say, I'm at a loss for words. Both my beautiful children grown up and married, young Oliver wood now officially one of the family, I've had everything I wanted for you my darling. My advice for your marriage is to remember to laugh. See the humour in everything life throws at you. And stay true to each other.
Best wishes in life and in love
Your mother.
Eh Katie!
How are you kiddo, finally tied him down I see. Well done.
Glad it was you not someone else. We can still pick on him now you see and not get our faces ironed flat
Nice cake by the way? Feel like cooking me another?
Fred the wonderful.
Oliver!
Oi, how is it mate? I got no idea what little Bellikins was thinking marrying you, you have the worst morning breath ever.
But I suppose you make up for it somehow.
You know I don't think I even want to think about that.
Anyway good luck,
George the marvellous.
Ps: any chance you could get that chocolate cake recipe to Alicia?
Dear Katie,
We told you he was mad for you. still is, did you see him shaking in the ceremony? Like a blender. I think he was scared you were gonna run on him,.
Anyway, at least olivers not the kind to put explosives in your cereal box. (cough Fred cough) I got that on my honeymoon. Took weeks for my eyebrow to grow back.
Good luck darl,
Angelina Weasley
I was so happy to hear that you were getting married, wishing you many long happy years together.
Prof. M. McGonnagal
We've been watching from the start. You really are meant to be together. I hope you enjoy married life.
I don't have any advice except that you might want to be careful opening Georges present, I heard he and Fred discussing it and it doesn't quite sound safe.
All the best! Enjoy Italy!
Alicia
PS: bring me back a gondolier! They are so cute!
Authors note: we did it, we finished a story!whoa, thankyou to every single one of you who reviewed! and now for the credits
thankyou to: JK Rowling; Beatrix Potter; giddyupgal; ash; toosweet4words; fizzingwizzbees; lilangelxox; lady Aphradriel-order of the kai; soccachicka19; black flaming heart; Shadowkid1313; Taylor; a fan (who was that? i'm curious); seritha; bunnyprincess; funstuff05; abercrombie18; dotty-dot-dot-dot.
thankyou all! you're great.
and now i invite you all to go and read
"merely the brutal truth" the companion piece! (after you review ofcourse)