Love From...
This story is written in note form; that is, all of these are notes stuck to the dorm room doors, and a notice board.
I couldn't get anything bigger than one paragraph in between each note, I'm really sorry. The stupid Editting program...
So it may make for hard reading. Again, sorry. There is only a paragraph space between each note. THERE IS NO PARAGRAPH SPACES IN THE ACTUAL NOTES. That should help, I hope.
So... enjoy!
Bastian –
I hope you get this soon! I have a Trap
Cards class last thing today – they're
giving us a pop quiz but I'm totally
stumped!
Will you tutor me?
– Jaden
Jaden,
I can't believe you left a note on my door.
And I can't believe I'm doing it back.
This is so Enid Blyton.
Why not get Chumley or Syrus to tutor
you?
From Bastian.
Bastian –
Uh… because Chumley's fat and Sy's a
weiner? (Don't tell them I said that.)
– Jaden
P.S. Who's Enid Blyton?
Jaden,
I didn't realize you were a bastard.
Fine, I'll tutor you. Be civil. Come to the
Ra Dining Hall at lunch.
From Bastian.
P.S. Oh… never mind.
Bastian –
I'm not. Shut up.
Thanks for the help, I think I nailed that test!
But why did that guy see us studying
together and yell out that you were "a
whore"?
– Jaden
Jaden,
Oh, what a giveaway.
… Because I'm...
It's an in-joke. Forget it.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
Whatever.
– Jaden.
Jaden,
There was no point in that last note.
There's also no real point in this note,
ironically.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
I just didn't want to stop writing to you – this
is nice, don't you think?
– Jaden
Jaden,
That was sweet, in a creepy, homosexual
stalker kind of way.
From Bastian.
Well you're gay Bastian, you should have enjoyed
it.
--Zane
Zane,
Why are you at Jaden's dorm?
From Bastian.
Zane –
Yeah, why were you?
– Jaden
It's Sy's dorm too. My brother?
--Zane
To Zane,
Don't spy on me!
From, Sy.
Back up, Bastian is gay?
-Chumley
Everyone but Jaden,
Cut it out.
From Bastian.
Ooh-er.
-- Zane
He wants to be alone, with Jaden. Heh heh…
-Chumley
Oh my god.
You're all spasticated.
Bastian, you suck.
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
You swallow.
From Bastian.
Slut.
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
Someone's jealous.
From Bastian.
You gave me a disease.
Signed, Chazz.
Bastian & Chazz –
What's going on?
– Jaden
We're leaving now…
From Zane, Sy and Chumley.
Chazz,
That is so wrong. Now shut up.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
I just figured it out! You're gay, aren't you?
– Jaden
Is his stupidity catching?
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
I find it endearing.
We're through, go suck (up to) Crowler.
From Bastian.
I'm gonna cut you.
Signed, Chazz.
Jaden,
I think he's gone. Do you want to do lunch
again?
From Bastian.
Bastian –
Sorry I didn't write back sooner. It was
already lunch when I found your note so I
just came straight to you.
– Jaden
Jaden,
It's fine. I liked the surprise.
I found something that might be of interest
to you – I slid it under the door.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
I took the Cosmo test you slid under my
door. It said I was a homosexual.
I never knew that!
– Jaden
Jaden,
How fascinating.
Say, come to my dorm tonight, I'm alone
and bored – you can entertain me.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
Where were you? I was knocking for ten
minutes!
– Jaden
Didn't you hear? He's in the sick bay – someone
cut him.
-- Zane
Heheh…
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
You insane homo.
From Bastian.
Skank. Is your face still bleeding?
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
Is yours still ugly?
From Bastian.
No one thinks you're cool.
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz –
I do!
Jaden
Jaden,
You're so sweet.
From Bastian.
He doesn't count, his brain is the size of a pea.
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
Not dissimilar from your penis.
From Bastian.
Give it up Chazz. You've lost.
-- Zane
Mind your own business, Chancellor's whore.
Signed, Chazz.
Ooh-er.
Feisty.
--Zane
To Bastian,
I hate living next door to Zane. He and
Chazz are going at it, I can hear them.
I blame you.
Love, Alexis.
Alexis –
They're fighting in the dorm room?
Weird.
– Jaden
Jaden,
They're having sex, dear.
From Bastian.
To Bastian,
They may as well be fighting. It sounds
painful in there.
Love, Alexis.
Bastian & Alexis –
Ew.
– Jaden
Alexis,
Chazz likes it that way.
From Bastian.
I'll say he does.
--Zane
To Zane,
EW! Stop leaving notes like that every
where – it ruins the mood for me and
Chumley.
From Sy.
I had no idea you were a fatophile, little brother.
Eh, whatever turns you on.
--Zane
To you guys,
Isn't anyone here straight?
Love, Alexis.
Alexis,
You mean apart from you?
No.
From Bastian.
I am!
Sincerely, Dr. Crowler.
To Dr. Crowler,
Please never talk to me again.
Love, Alexis.
Crowler you bitch, give me back my earrings!
--Zane
Zane, you're expelled.
Maybe now you'll learn some manners.
Sincerely, Dr. Crowler.
Please don't expel him, sir!
Signed, Chazz.
Alright, but it'll cost you, Chazz…
Sincerely, Dr. Crowler.
Chazz. Don't you dare.
--Zane
I love you, Zane.
Signed, Chazz.
Chazz,
How come you never said that to me?
From Bastian.
Jealous much?
Signed Chazz & Zane.
Bastian –
Hey… you were hitting on me, weren't you?
– Jaden
Jaden,
Well done sweetie, that only took you a
week.
From Bastian.
Attention All Students:
Your fellow student Chazz Princeton has run
away from school – again. This time he has
taken Zane Truesdale with him.
– The Chancellor
Attention All Students:
They eloped.
From Bastian.
Bastian –
Does that mean we're allowed to get together
now?
– Jaden
Jaden,
I have a better idea – we'll elope too.
From Bastian.
To Bastian,
Would you mind terribly if Chumley and I
came too?
From, Sy.
Attention All Students:
Jaden Yuki, Bastian Misawa, Syrus Truesdale
and Chumley Huffington have all run away
from school.
I ask that no other students attempt to imitate
the actions of these delinquents.
– The Chancellor
The Chancellor,
You are formally invited to attend the wedding
of:
Syrus Truesdale and Chumley Huffington
On: 24th April 2006
At: 5:30pm
Where: The Church of Homosexual Marriages
(C.H.M)
Sincerely, Chumley and Sy.
Alexis Rhodes,
You are formally invited to attend the wedding
of:
Jaden Yuki and Bastian Misawa
On: 24th April 2006
At: 6:30pm
Where: The Church of Homosexual Marriages
(C.H.M)
Sincerely, Jaden and Bastian.
Vellian Crowler,
You are formally invited to attend the wedding
of:
Chazz Princeton and Zane Truesdale
On: 24th April 2006
At: 7:30pm
Where: The Church of Homosexual Marriages
(C.H.M)
Sincerely, Chazz and Zane.
Chumley and Syrus,
I humbly accept.
– The Chancellor
I accept, Chazz-dear.
Sincerely, Dr. Crowler.
To Bastian and Jaden,
I'd love to.
Love, Alexis.
Wow... that was my first full-on yaoi-based story.
Sorry that it was YuGiOh GX, Robyn! -cowers- Don't hurt me!
Please review! -love heart-