An: Yay! I've finally started a Who's Line? Fic! This is based on The Violent Tomboy's, so thank you for giving me this idea. This will last about until I finish with Team Gai, starting with Team 7. Yes, there will be Sakura bashing because I hate Sakura, and Lilac will be the host. Enjoy!

"Talking"

'Announcer'

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor Who's Line. But I own a Sora (KH2) background!

Ch. 1: Team 7's Questions Only

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"And now, for the game where the points don't matter, that's right the points don't matter, like it doesn't matter whether or not Naruto becomes hokage,"

A "hey!" could be heard from one of the chairs.

'And now, our host, Lilac!'

"What happened to Drew Carey?" was asked from the audience.

"Uh..Well, he got busy."

It cuts to Drew, on a recliner, taped to his chair.

'We meet: I like ramen, Uzumaki Naruto!'

Naruto looks around the studio for an origin to the mysterious voice.

'I abandoned my friend for a guy, Haruno Sakura!'

"A hott guy!" she yells.

"He's not all that great!" was yelled back by Lilac, one of the kunoichis that didn't have a crush on Sasuke.

'Get the pole out of my ass, Uchiha Sasuke!'

He raised his head in lazy recognition, only to be chased by fangirls.

'And I like hentai, Hatake Kakashi!'

Kakashi shrugged and read his book again.

"Shigure! What are you doing announcing the Who's Line is it Anyway! Show?" Yuki called, standing up.

'Lilac forced me' Shigure called back with wavy, teary eyes.

"Anyway, let's start out with Questions Only, this is for all of you, and you can only ask questions to each other." Was the ramble from Lilac's stand. "The topic is Where's Sasuke, and the setting is in the forest of Konoha.

Naruto and Sakura are up first.

"Have you seen Sasuke?" asked Sakura.

"No, why?" replied Naruto.

"But have you seen him?"

"Who cares?"

"…I DO!"

Sakura was beeped out.

Sasuke came up next.

"What's up?" was the first sentence by Naruto

"Where am I?" asked Sasuke (haha)

"Can you answer my question?"

"Did Sakura ask where I am?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Did you say something?"

"…"

Naruto was beeped out.

Kakashi came up next.

"Why are you here sensei?"

"Where are you?"

"Can you help me look?"

"Why are you standing like that?"

"You mean like this?"

"This is going to go on for ages…" was the bored response from Lilac.

-10 minutes later-

"How did you become jounin?"

"Oh, that's simple…"

Beep.

"all you need to do is.."

Beep.

"and then take the jounin exam…"

Beep.

"So then you would visit Tsunade-sama…"

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!

"Oh, you beeped?" said Kakashi, turning to look at the tired Lilac.

She slowly nodded. "We'll be(huff puff) back(huff) right after the break (huff puff huff)"