Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto are owned by other people. Heck I'm still trying to buy the DVD's, assorted plushies, plus other assorted memorabilia that I can find. (Time to cry poor!)

Flamers welcome. So GIMMIE REVIEWS, I will take them when they are burnt too. CHRISPIES! (Okay I know that I am traditionally supposed to say 'please review' at the end, but why wait…) Pyromaniacs beware!

On another note… I would like to dedicate this story to all of my friends who helped and supported me (And my little cat) through a very rough time I had last year. But like my family has always said. "True friends are like gold, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found laying everywhere." So this is my way of saying thankyou to everyone of you.

The FMA World VS Kakashi

It was a hard life. A soldier's life. A commander's life. A weird life. Yes, when all things are considered. Col. Roy Mustang's life was difficult.

Especially when you take into account that Major Hawkeye is telling you to finish paperwork at the point of a gun.

And it was at that moment, that Major Hawkeye walked in sharply with a contingent of soldiers following dragging in a dishevelled man.

"Colonel Mustang sir!" Called out the Major. "We have just caught the Gate alchemist."

Roy leaned forward in his chair, his clasped hands in front of him to regard the Gate alchemist. "So..." he began sternly, his dark eyes narrowing to threatening slits, "...you decided to show your true colours to work as some demented version of a holy warrior which destroyed the lives of 11 soldiers and 15 innocent people, 4 of which where children!"

"All must perish to serve my holy will," the gate alchemist ranted, his greasy black hair shining in the well lit office; his brown eye's wild as he giggled madly, his manacled hands erratically gripping the air.

"You will be hereby charged with the murder of 26 people and rebellion against the state," Mustang firmly announced.

"Your laws do not affect me!" The Gate Alchemist crowed manically. "I am above all of you insects who dare go against the law of God!"

Mustang voiced a contemptive snort "Take the lunatic to the special holding cell in the detention area," he curtly ordered.

"Yes sir," the lead soldier crisply replied as he saluted the Colonel.

"All will die to serve my God," the Gate Alchemist suddenly yelled as he unexpectedly lunged at a soldier beside him his hands forming symbols in the air as he stretched his hands towards the startled soldier. "I shall bring his most holy soldier to my aid!"

Etched into the Gate Alchemist's hands, was a stark scar of an alchemy array which seemed to have been inflicted with a razor.

The very second the seeking limbs connected with the soldier, the light from a working array became evident.

The bright flare from the alchemic reaction grew, instantly blinding everyone around them.

As swiftly as it had appeared, the light faded; revealing a man standing in the remains of the dead soldier as the Gate Alchemist started to laugh again.

The so called 'Holy Soldier' wore black clothes with a red swirl adorning the upper arms of the shirt, a green flak jacket over the top with an orange swirl showing on the back. His shoes showed the heel and the toes and the fingerless black gloves covering the backs of his hands appeared to have a metal strip over their tops.

Wrapped around his right calf was a bandage which also showed up around his ankles. A pouch was strapped to his right calf as well as another pouch just behind his back on the left side.

But what made everyone stare at the man, was the fact that the lower part of his face was covered by a mask. A headband with a metal plate adorned with a design of a swirling leaf was draped over his left eye covering it from view. The man's pure white hair which did not seem to show his true age stood spiked in the air. His blue eye looked around with an air of laziness.

The insane alchemist started to laugh as he gazed at the man.

"See. See. God has rewarded me with a holy warrior to help me destroy this wretched place!" The Gate Alchemist crowed triumphantly.

Lifting an eyebrow as if in surprise, the man carefully looked around the area; his single visible eye drinking in the sight of the soldiers with their weapons as also he surveyed what he was standing in.

"Destroy the weakling soldiers so that we may go on to continue the work of the…" The Gate Alchemist was cut short as the man suddenly took on a happy look while leaning his face closer to the crazed male.

"So you want me to kill all these men?" The stranger drawled.

"Yes do it now!" The madman ordered.

Leaning back the man smiled. "No. Not until I know what is happening."

"I brought you here to destroy everyone by our God's command." The Gate Alchemist yelled. "So do as I say and kill everyone!"

Roy stood up and walked around his desk. "That man is the Gate Alchemist and is wanted for the murder of 23 adults and 4 children and for treason against the state."

"And you are?" The man asked politely.

"Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist."

"What are you doing kill them!" The madman demanded growing impatient.

Cocking an eyebrow, the stranger looked at the crazed man. "No. You are not my Hokage."

"Then you shall die too." The alchemist yelled as he reached his hands to the unknown man.

But before he could even touch the new comer, the unbelievable happened.

The man disappeared.

"Where are you coward?" The alchemist screamed as the soldiers trained their guns at the crazed one.

"I'm not a coward!" a voice above them said with a hint of humour in the tone.

"Who or should I say what are you?" Roy asked curiously as everyone stared at the unknown man.

"Let's see…" the man hummed. "I don't think that 'I' the copycat ninja, Hatake Kakashi will tell you."

"You just did," Major Hawkeye stated flatly and received a happy look from the one visible eye.

"Enough talk!" The Gate Alchemist yelled as he grabbed another soldier who was nearby. "I will be back!"

There was another alchemic reaction. When the light died down the alchemist was gone and there lay another poor soldier whose body now resembled the first doomed soldier.

"Quick find him before there are any more innocent deaths!" Risa roared at the contingent of soldiers making them run out of the room with the sure shot Major hot on their heels.

The ninja quickly jumped down off the ceiling near the remains of the soldier. "How is this possible?" he muttered just loud enough to be heard.

"Through alchemy." Roy told the white hair ninja.

"Alchemy? I don't understand?" Kakashi questioned.

"Alchemy is the study of equivalent exchange," a young voice called out.

They turned to see a young teenager with blond hair and wearing a red coat at the door. Behind him was a huge suit of armour.

"Ah. Fullmetal nice of you to show up." Mustang smiled. "I suppose you should be grateful that I am on the other side of the desk for once so that I can see you."

A vein could be seen on the side of the blond teenager, but before he could try and jump on the colonel, the armoured man quickly grabbed him.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN'T DISDIQUISH HIM FROM A GRAIN OF SAND!" Fullmetal yelled.

"Big brother, please, stop it." The armour pleaded to his smaller counterpart.

"Okay why is there a child's voice coming from that armour?" Kakashi asked pleasantly.

"Oh hello, I'm Alphonse Elric. Edward's younger brother," Al told the man bowing.

"Shouldn't it be the other way around?" Kakashi asked with a glint of mischief in his eye.

"Shut up you stupid Cyclops!" Edward spat at the ninja.

"Cyclops? That's the first time I've been called that." Kakashi laughed. "I always thought Cyclops only had one eye and the last time I checked I had two."

"Then can I ask as to why the headband over the eye sir?" Al asked politely.

"Yes you can," Kakashi nodded.

A few moments passed.

"Then why are you wearing it then?" Al asked again.

"I'm not saying." The man laughed.

"But you just said that Al could ask." Ed yelled at the man.

"True but I never said that I would answer back!" Kakashi replied holding one finger up in the air.

Then before anyone could answer, Roy started to laugh.

"What's so funny crappy colonel?" Ed asked.

"Don't mind me. Keep going Fullmetal I don't think it will help you." Roy sniggered.

Kakashi held up his hand. "Um… Could you tell me where I am first?"

"Oh I'm sorry; the Gate Alchemist must have somehow brought you from another part of the world." Mustang smiled. "Don't worry. If you can tell me where you are from I shall organise a military escort to help you get back home."

"I am from the hidden village of Konoha, which is located in Fire Country." Kakashi smiled.

Roy looked questioningly at the two brothers before switching his gaze back to the ninja. "I'm sorry. But there is no such country as Fire Country of is there of any Konoha let alone a hidden village of any sort."

"I do not understand?" Kakashi stared at Mustang.

"I am telling you the truth my unknown friend." The colonel replied. "There is no such thing anywhere on this planet."

"That is not possible. I know it to be real. I was born, schooled, trained and lived there." Kakashi said disbelievingly. "You would not lie to me would you?"

"Well what do you know Cyclops? How do we know that you are not lying to us as well?" Fullmetal asked thoughtfully.

The white haired man turned to face the Colonel. "I would like to thank you for your generosity. But I do believe it is time for me to have a look around this 'Central' village that you say that I am in."

"One moment please." Mustang called out suddenly as the man turned to walk out of the room. "If you don't mind, would it be possible if I could lend you someone to escort you around so that way you will at least get to see and understand some of our ways?"

The Ninja seemed to think about it for short time. "That does sound like a good idea but I am better off without your armed guard."

"No, that is not the reason." The Flame Alchemist said knowingly. "Central at the moment is undergoing a small crisis at the present time with the Gate Alchemist and as he could be the only one with information about sending you back home."

"And I do believe that it is wise to keep you here in Central so that way we know that the Gate Alchemist will not try and injure you or any innocent bystanders who could get in his way to get you." Mustang steadily continued. "Also if we can at least get our hands on his research notes we might be able to send you home faster if possible."

"I still do not need an armed guard that can restrict my movements." Kakashi replied cheerfully.

"Then how about I send you one of my alchemists to help you?" Mustang started to smile. "The one I have in mind is well known for disobeying orders, causing more problems than what we need and is also known as the people's alchemist at times by the public?"

"FORGET IT COLONEL," Edward yelled suddenly. "DO IT YOURSELF!"

Kakashi seemed to look a bit worried. "I do not understand what you are getting at?"

Mustang grinned and walked over to angry alchemist. "Allow me to formal introduce to you our youngest State Alchemist, Edward Elric, also known as the Fullmetal Alchemist. The suit of armour is the younger brother of our chibi alchemist, Alphonse Elric. They are to be your guides."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN'T SEE THEM IN AN ANT'S NEST." Edward screamed indignantly at the Colonel as Alphonse tried valiantly to hold his elder brother back from beating up his commanding officer.

"Brother, please stop this?" Alphonse pleaded as he held his elder brother back.

"That is an order Fullmetal!" Roy snapped. "Or do you intend to disobey my orders?"

"No Sir." Edward grated angrily as he calmed down. "Come on Cyclops lets go."

"This sounds like it is going to be fun." Kakashi laughed. "Let's go short stuff."

Veins seemed to pop out of the blonds head. As his younger, but taller sibling seemed to go into a panic.

"Let's go Cyclops before I kill you and the Crappy Colonel at the same time." Ed spat as he stormed out of the room leaving Kakashi laughing.

Alphonse turned around and bowed to the masked man. "I'm sorry about that. Ni-san has got a friendlier side to him when you get to know him."

"Don't worry about it." Kakashi laughed.

"Okay." Mustang growled. "Out you go, because if I don't finish these reports for Major Hawkeye I'm blaming it on you."

Alphonse's armour seemed to sweat-drop as he grabbed the masked ninja and pulled him from the room in a hurry.

"YES SIR." He yelled as he left with ninja in tow.

Mustang started to laugh as he watched the armour child leave with the masked adult. Wondering as to how he could burn all the paper on his desk without Hawkeye knowing about it.

Okay that is the first chapter. I hope you enjoy it.

And on another note- I would like to thank Tora Mccaw for being my Beta for this crossover story. So to her I shall say this… "All Hail the Almighty Cockroach!" and of course… "Thank you."