Chapter Three The End! NOOO!
Oh yea special thanks to my good friend Mira who helped me on this story and she wrote most of the end for me! NOW ONTO THE STORY!
"Uh oh...he he...BOO!" he yelled as I screamed and jumped on Andrea and we fell...again...
Then the room magically changed into a pretty garden, with fountains, bids, flowers, and everything. Then 'Kura's voice was heard again. This time he was sobbing.
"Why can't you work? I paid 1.5 million dollars for you! Please work baby!" he was crying over a computer...
"Sounds like 'Kura has emotional issues..." I said.
"He doesn't have issues, he has problems." said Mira.
"Great, now I have to deal with more idiots."
I turned around to see Seto, Mokuba, and Duke.
"Hey Duke, why aren't you with Tea, Joey, Tristan, and Yami?" I asked, just realizing that.
"Well we lost Yami in the beginning and I got separated from the rest during this stampede of chickens and rats." he said, as we all stared at him like he was crazy, except for me, I was trying to picture him without his clothes...
Andrea noticed this and sweatdropped.
"Bri, stop trying to picture Duke without his clothes." she said, as I was about to smack her.
Duke looked at me and I chuckled nervously.
"Leave her and her fantasies alone." said Mira as Andrea looked at her weird.
"Don't tell me you were doing that too." Andrea said, as Mira chuckled nervously.
"Me? Nooo!" she said.
"I mean who wouldn't have a dream about Duke? He's freakin' hot!" I said, as he smiled.
"So is Seto..." I added, as Andrea raised an eyebrow at me.
"Oh...hehe...did I say Seto? I mean't...um...ghetto..?" I said, as rap music started playing.
It was I'm In Love With A Stripper by T-pain. Fog appeared and a pole and two cages appeared. A spotlight appeared and Tristan was sliding down the pole with sunglasses on. Then random people appeared in the cages and started dancing.
"S E T O from da ghetto y'all he ain't from Beverly Hills like da rest of us 'cause he's S E T O. And guess what y'all? I'M IN LUUUUUUUUUUV WITH A STRIPPER. SHE BE SLIDIN' UP THAT POLE GOT ME MESMERIZED!" he sang and everyone was like O.O.
I walked over to him and took off his sunglasses.
"Boy what did I tell you about watching BET!" said Mira, grabbing him by the ear.
"What the..." said Andrea.
"HELL YEA FOO! THAT WAS H O T!" yelled Duke.
"That was not hot. Me and Mira in those cages would be hot." I said.
"Damn straight! Wait...Brianna...what have you been watching lately...?" said Mira, turning around and looking at me.
"Uh...let's talk about something else..." I said, as me and Mira appeared in the cages randomly.
"AHH! SHE'S MOLESTING ME!" yelled Mira, as I sweatdropped.
"I'M NOT EVEN IN THE SAME CAGE AS YOU!" I yelled, as I noticed Yugi was starting to sweat.
"Looks like Yugi can use a dance..." I said.
"I refuse to strip!" she said.
"Andrea what's a stripper?" asked Mokuba, as Andrea fainted.
Then Yugi appeared in Mira's cage.
"What the fuck?" said Duke, as Mira looked at Yugi like 'WTF?'.
Yugi moved closer to Mira and purred. Gawd, who knew Yugi could be so horny?
"Uh..Yugi...can you kind of give me space to b r e a t h e? Your kind of TOO close. Yugi are you feeling ok?" asked Mira.
"Heh...just dandy..." he said.
"Yugi, what you doing with my lady?" asked Duke.
"Your lady?" I said.
"Your lady!" said Yugi, surprised.
"YOUR LADY! YESSS!" said Mira, as everyone looked up at her.
"Heh..."
"Huh, what?" asked Yugi.
"I'm kidding." said Mira.
Music was booming all over the place, it was I'm Sprung by T-pain. Meanwhile in the other cage with me, Seto appeared. Yay me! Everyone was dancing.
"Aw come on Seto, dance? Please? For me?" I begged him.
"Why would I do that?" he said.
I grabbed his coat and threw it out of the cage. A vein started popping out of his head.
"VELASQUEZ! THAT COST A LOT OF MONEY!" he yelled at me, as I shrugged.
"Come one, just dance. Move your hips. See like me." I said, as I started dancing and grinding against the cage.
He just raised an eyebrow at me. I sighed. He doesn't get out much does he? How can I make him dance? I can't grind with him or Andrea with surely kill me. Hmmm, gotta think of something.
"Fine, if you won't dance like that, will you at least slow dance?" I asked.
He looked at me. I sighed.
"I'll get you another gravity-defying coat if you do." I said, as he crossed his arms.
"Please? PLEASE! PLEASE!" I begged him, as another vein started popping.
"Gr..fine, I will if you shut up." he said, as I smiled.
I put my arms around his neck...well I tried. It's not my fault he's so damn tall! He placed his arms on my waist and we started to slow dance. A smirk spread across my face. I quickly turned around and tried to grind on him, but he pushed me away. Damn, that didn't work.
"Someone shoot me..." said Andrea.
"WOAH SETO! WAY TO GO! YOU'S A PIMP!" said Duke, who was trying to get Mira to grind with him.
"I don't know whatchu heard about Seto, but I heard he's from the ghetto, he's a p-i-m-p." sang Tristan.
"I wanna dance too!" said Mokuba, and attempted to grind, but he got a little to close to Tristan.
"I don't think this kid is straight..." whispered Tristan to Andrea.
She slapped him and said, "So what if he sleeps with his superman underpants...no biggie, he's still straight."
"ANDREA YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!..." said Mokuba, who stopped dancing.
"Oops..." she said, as Mokuba started chasing her and he slapped her.
She slapped Mokuba and slapped Yugi, and Yugi 'accidently' slapped Mira in the ass, and she slapped him, then she slapped Duke, then Duke 'accidently' slapped me in the ass, and I slapped him and I slapped Seto, who pushed me out of the cage...I landed in a giant trampoline! I bounced back up and Seto tried to catch me...but he missed, horribly. I fell and the trampoline disappeared and Yami and Tea was in it's place. I fell on them and Bakura's voice came on the speaker again. He was laughing his ass off.
"Howdy y'all." I said, as I got up.
"YAMI!" yelled Andrea, running to him and hugging him, as she glared at Tea when he wasn't looking.
She let go of Yami and when he turned around she started to chase Tea. She caught up with her and jumped on her.
"Bitch lay off him, Yami's mine!" said Andrea, punching Tea.
Yami then turned around to face Andrea. She jumped off Tea.
"Hi baby!" she said, like nothing happened.
I walked away, pretending nothing happened when I remembered I left Seto in the cage. I ran over when I heard Rompe by Daddy Yankee and I started dancing on the spot. Then a giant pool appeared! Andrea took this as a good sign to drown Tea. She grabbed Tea's arm and jumped in. Seto was out of the cage and just a few feet away from me. I grabbed his arm and tried to pull him toward the pool but he wouldn't budge. I pulled and pulled but he still wouldn't budge. Damn he's strong.
"Come on, Seto. Please!" I begged but he wouldn't move.
I sighed and let go of him. It's never the easy way with him. I noticed Tristan was sitting down. I went over and put his sunglasses on.
"You look bored. What can I do to cheer you up?" I asked, sitting next to him.
"Well I heard about the 'forbidden closet'." he said, smiling at me.
I noticed that Mira was trying to eavesdrop on us. We hiding in the thorn bush behind is a spectacular way of eavesdropping on us.
"Bri, don't tell me your going to do it. I mean you've been in there thousandths of times and last night it was my turn. You and your loud moaning and groaning coming from the closet get's a little annoying after a day or two." she said.
"Last night was your turn and you did go in it. I still can't believe you managed to do it with Chris Brown in there." I said, as people stared at me and Mira. They were like: O.O
"How did you know." she whispered.
"Chris Brown said he saw some girl trying to jump out the window the other day."
"Nah, nah, foo. I was trying to jump IN the window. Oh ya, you do not hide under Orlando Bloom's bed trying to spy on him while he's changing. Your supposed to spy on him when he's taking a shower. It's easier." she said.
"Ya, but he took out a restraining order against me..." I said.
"I can see why." she said.
I turned to Tristan.
"Nah, I don't think I want to go in there today." I said.
"Why? Oh please? PLEASE!" he whined.
"You ARE desperate. I'll give you something else then." I said.
"What?" he asked, as I gave him a quick peck on the cheek and he turned furious red.
It's so fun messing with people! While Andrea was having her little conversation or killing spree with Tea, Duke walked over to the cage Mira was in. She was sitting in the far corner away from Yugi. They weren't talking, I guess something happened in there. She got up from out of her corner while Yugi was sobbing quietly. She asked Duke if he could help her down. That didn't go so well, well maybe it did, from Mira's point of view. She jumped down from the cage, hoping that Duke would catch her. He missed by only a few miles. She fell in a bush and Duke came running over with a huge apologetic grin.
"Sorry," he said, helping her up.
While Yami was talking to Tristan, Andrea had jumped on Tea and covered Tea's eyes again. She started running around in a circle like a headless cow. Now that I think of it, I don't think Tea's straight. What kind of a girl doesn't hit on Yami! Anyways .. as I was saying…Tea rammed right into Duke and Mira, causing Mira to fall into Duke's arms.
"You know Mira, you even look pretty with leaves in your hair," Duke said while pulling out leaves from her hair.
Mira blushed crazily. They kissed romantically. That's when the fog cleared.
"Hula hula! The sky god has finally blessed us with golden dildos!" I yelled.
Andrea let go of Tea. She looked like she had survived years and years of torture, but then again, being around Andrea is being tortured. She started walking towards me.
"Brianna," Andrea said. "Those aren't golden, and I can sure as hell tell they aren't dildos either. That's dog poop.." She blocked her nose and started walking away from me and started running like her life depended on it.
"Don't worry Andrea, they're only dirty," I said, wiping them off. I started to smell something .. it smelled like Tristan when he wasn't wearing deodorant.
"Hey Tristan!" I called out. "Did you forget to wear deodorant this morning because you smell."
Everyone stopped and looked at me, Tristan turned a furious red color. I looked at the dildo in my hand, wait .. this is dog poop. Eww … I walked over to what looked like a pond off in the distance, and then I rammed into something hard, cold, and solid. I cracked the scenery.
"Oops." Everything started to disappear. The hard solid thing was a glass, and the rest of the room was a blinding white color. The pretty garden disappeared, and so did all the birds and flowers. Behind that glass was Bakura… in a POLKA DOT BIKINI, shaving his legs. Everything become quiet. Duke and Mira stopped kissing, Tristan and Yami stopped talking, Andrea stopped running, Tea stopped trying to fix her hair, and Yugi stopped sobbing. We all stared in awe. He stopped shaving and looked at us.
"This isn't what it looks like," he said, interrupting the silence.
"Sure, and I'm yo mama!" Joey said, sliding down from the pole that came from the ceiling.
"Funny story about that…" Bakura said. Joey turned pale and looked like he was about to fall off the pole, and he did. Mira ran over him and gave him CPR.
"I KNEW SHE DIDN'T LIKE DUKE!" Yugi yelled from the cage, suddenly happy. Everyone started at him and he withered back into the cage.
"She wore an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore on her first time today! An itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore on her first time today! HEY!" me and Mira sang out, as the glass that I ran into broke.
"Hey Bakura! You look smexy in that bikini! I just wanna hug you!" I said, running towards 'Kura when I rammed into the glass again, and this time it shattered into little teeny pieces.
"My bad..." I said, as I got up and ran and hugged Bakura.
He really was smexy in that bikini. Hey I realized something.
"Hey Bakura, since we found you, we win the game! HA IN YOU FACE YOU SMEXY BEAST!" I yelled.
"Oh well, I gave up on the game after a while. Anyone up for some pizza?" he said.
"YEA!" we all said.
We went and got some pizza and 'Kura was still in his bikini and the waiter was hitting on him then we all went to my house and played dress up and we all lived happily ever after. The End!
"Duuuude! All that funny stuff happens and we all live happily ever after? What's up with that?" said Mira.
"And this is coming from the girl who likes Duke. I mean come on he twirls his hair, now how manly is that!" said Andrea.
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!" yelled Duke, throwing his fist in the air.
"It means you're a heshe or a shemale or whatever they call you." Andrea said.
"A shemale? That's a first!" Said Mira, cracking up, as Duke and Andrea started fighting.
"Guys..." I said, and they ignored me.
"Guys..." I repeated and they still ignored me.
"Guys!" I yelled, and they still ignored me.
"GUYS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, and they froze on the spot and looked at me.
"The story is over..." I said, and they looked at me with confused faces.
"It's over..you know, the end?" I said, as they looked at me confused.
"I'll give you ice cream if you get out of her-" I said, as they zoomed out of the room.
"..."
Sesshoumaru came out of nowhere and starts singing.
"I'm too sexy for my pants, to sexy for my pants, so sexy it hurts..." he sang, as I turned around to face him.
"For the love of God! Keep your pants on!" I yelled.
"Ah, screw this." he said, and walked out.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn! THE END!
lmao! very random i told uuuu! reviews would be lovely so please review! ill give u cookies! anyway this is the end i kno all of u loved it im sorry