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WhattheFLIP?

What if the communities were different?
What if there wasn't any conflict between the houses?
What if both muggle and wizarding worlds were in league with each other?
What if Harry Potter was still the same person. Scar, abilities and all that other shabamery? But...
What if there was one person in the middle of it all who didn't like how the two communities treated each other?
What if someone thought to go as far as trying to destroy one of the communities to better the other for their own benefits?
...What if?

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"Blaise! Do you know where my robe is?" shouted a frustrated Ron. He was starting to show beads of sweat on his forehead. Unfortunately, he couldn't find his robe anywhere. He had to be somewhere in less than two minutes and he couldn't find his robe!

Blaise walked into the room, leaning against the doorframe and chuckled. "Wow, Ron. I would expect for you to see that your robe is on you."

"Wha-?" said a confused Ron. He looked down at his body and saw that his robe was already wrapped around his body. Blaise gave a snort of laughter and walked out of the room, crashing into a nearby coffee table. Ron laughed hard.

"Damn table." mumbled Blaise.

"What was that, Blaise?" asked Ron straining his ears and laughing at his fellow friend.

"Oh, shut up. Hurry up before your late for Pansy. You two are like head over heels for each other. It's disgusting."

"Atleast, I have a girlfriend, unlike." Coughing, he looked at Blaise and smiled. Blaise gave him the 'don't-mess-with-me-right-about-now-or-ill-eat-your-face' look. Ron laughed faintly and walked out of the dorm and out of the common room quickly, not wanting to get hurt right then.

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Hermione was pacing around her room when Ginny had walked in.

"Mione? You okay, there?" questioned Ginny.

"Yeah." She bit her lip and continued to pace around the room, mostly in circles. "I just don't know what to do for Draco's birthday!" She exclaimed throwing her hands up in the air, screaming and falling backwards on her bed and sighing loudly.

Ginny laughed and walked over to her. "Hermione, you'll think of something. I mean...the kid is the best you've ever had and always wanted. Just, uh. Don't think too hard on it. It'll come up out of nowhere."

"Wish it could come out of thin air." muttered Hermione.

"Don't we all wish that could happen, Herm." sighed Ginny. She was thinking about Blaise at that moment. She had a lot of feelings for him, but she didn't know if he had any to return. "How about you ask, Blaise?" asked Ginny looking at Hermione.

Hermione's face lit up quickly and she bolted upright. "You're so right, Gin! Thanks!" Running out of the room, she ran to where Blaise was sitting in the common room. Ginny heaved a great sigh once again and wandered over to her bed and sat down thinking for some time.

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A young lady walked into the headmaster's office and sat down in the chair seated in front of his desk. She waited for him to speak, when he did she was surprised.

"Lemon drop?" said a smiling Dumbledore.

"E-excuse me?..Sir?" asked the girl. She was from Australia, obviously carrying an Australian accent. She was a transfer student from the other side of the world. Australia's Finest Witches and Wizards Institute. The guy who came up with the name was from a mental ward. How interesting.

"A lemon drop. Would you like one?"

The girl was very confused, she didn't know what to say but, "No thank you, sir."

"Well, then. Kelly, I welcome you here to Hogwarts. I hope you have a great year. As you know you will be staying in the Ravenclaw Dorm Rooms as the thinking hat, has placed you among the smartest of the lot." He smiled and continued. "You will be escorted by none other than Harry Potter." Her eyes widened and she sat up straighter in her chair and pushed a strand of hair behind her ear, hoping that she looked her best. "Harry? You may come in now."

Harry entered the office and looked at the back of the girl who he was supposed to be escorting's head. You can turn around you know. As if hearing what he said in his head, she got up and turned around to him and walked up to him and shook his hand, smiling. Ecstatic as she was, her feet were planted to the ground.

"'Lo." said both Harry and Kelly at the same time. Both blushing a faint pink, they let go of the other's hand and Kelly looked down at her feet embarrassed.

"Um. Professor, are her belongings in the common room assigned for her?"

"Yes. They are."

"Okay." Nodding at Dumbledore, he looked back at Kelly who was now looking at him and he nodded at her as well and started back for the door.

"Oh, and Harry?"

Harry turned around and listened intently. "Yes, sir?"

"No shortcuts or detours. Get to know Kelly as you escort her. Show her everything that you can show her on the way there. Now, Kelly have a great night as well as you Harry."

"Thank you, sir."

"Thank you, Professor Dumblebore." Noticing that she said it wrong she quickly corrected herself, "Dumbledore! Sorry." Looking down she walked out of the room and walked down the spiraling staircase. Harry chuckled lightly and nodded a goodbye to his professor and followed after Kelly.

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AN: I have like these other stories and I randomly start weird stories even when I'm no where done with another story. Bear with me. They get a bit random, like literally. Help me out on that part. plzthxmkayilubbye.
I totally less than three you.
Uh, also on my chappies in this story, I have different plots going on at the same time. Not like my other stories where the people are like in the same room and blahdyblahblah. I got bored of it. Aha. Love my stories! XD