Hey guys I'm back! Pairing so far are:
Naru/Tem 12
Naru/Ten 3
Ga/Hina 3
Shika/Naru 9
Naru/Ino 5
Shino/Naru 1
Ita/Naru 8
Ga/Naru 5
Neji/Naru 2
Naru/Anko 1
Ten/Neji 1
Hina/Kiba 1
Tem/Shika 1
As I made my way through the streets of Konoha I couldn't help but think my plan over one more time, walk straight up to the Hokage and demand answers. Ok, so you really couldn't call it a plan but hey I had pride. As I made it up the stairs of the Hokage's tower I took a deep breath. I was finally going to figure what the hell I really was. I walked right past the receptionist and the ANBU guards. Throwing open the Hokage fancy double doors I took another deep breath.
"Hey old man I got a… who the fuck are they?" A woman with dark blue hair, and two men, one smoking the other reading porn, were all looking at me weirdly.
"Naruto please watch your language." I couldn't help but blink. How do you watch….oh.
"Yes well anyway I got to talk to you." I looked intently at the old man hoping he would get the hint.
"I am sorry Naruto, I already have an appointment. If you could wait outside a moment I will be with you." Ok so he didn't get the point.
"I can't wait a moment old man." The Hokage rubbed his head wearily. I guess maybe I should feel bad for interrupting the old man but hey, I have waited long enough. "It's really, really important!" The aging Hokage looked at his guest then the small dirty blonde in his doorway, me. I could already see him giving away to my request. I pulled out my deadliest weapon….Puppy Eyes' no Jutsu. He seemed to crumble under the powerful jutsu and really, it took all my willpower to not start crackling evilly.
The old man spoke a few short words with the weird people in front of his desk. They then gave a salute and disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving me and the old man alone in the room. He motioned for me to take a seat. I plopped down on the chair nearest the Hokage not really caring if I got them a little dirty.
"So mind telling me what so important that you had to interrupt one of my meetings?" I chuckled nervously taking the hint. If I didn't have something good or life threatening to tell him… well lets just say there was going to be one less Uzumaki in Konoha.
"Well, when I was getting attacked by a mob, again, I unlocked a very interesting power old man." The Hokage cocked and eyebrow and stiffened ever so slightly.
"And what would this power be?" He leaned backed into his chair and waited for my response.
"The power to control wood." The old man took a sharp intake of breath and looked at me with wide eyes. "Not only that but I met Kyuubi." I was half sure the old man was going to have a heart attack. Once again, it took all my will power not to double over laughing manically. God, maybe Kyuubi was a bad influence or something.
"What…what did he tell you," the Hokage asked carefully.
"Oh, you know nothing special. Just that I was artificially made by some mad man," I said trying to sound casual. I think I was having a little to much fun toying with the man but danm it. He kept all this away from me my whole life and he was probably going to say it was all for the greater good too. How I hate the way adults think some times. Always keeping valuable information away from us kids making everything go bad ten times over. Make you wonder why we allow adults to run our homes sigh.
"I'm sorry Naruto, but I wasn't sure you were the one." oh, "I hope you can forgive me." Well, gosh that makes me feel really bad. "I don't know what Kyuubi told you but if you want I can give you my side of the story."
"Sure."
"Its true that you weren't made completely naturally but you do have a mother and…fathers." That caught my attention and here I was thinking I was born in some tube. "Your mother is still alive and breathing today, as well as one of your fathers. The one father that's alive is also the one that 'made' you. His name is Orochimaru and he's an S-ranked missing-nin from this very village. Before he became a missing-nin he experimented on humans in the village, trying to find a way around death. He also played with D.N.A. to make the perfected weapon. He impregnated a young girl named Anko then played with the developing embryo. We don't know all of the D.N.A. your body might contain but we will try and find out." The old man sighed warily.
"But is it even possible for me to contain more then two sets of D.N.A.?" This was really starting to get interesting. The whole idea of me being some superhuman was incredible.
"That's what doesn't make sense. Your whole body should be unstable but it's not. I just can't make anything of this."
"Well the Kyuubi did say something about fixing my body up and keeping it stable with its Chakra." The Hokage's eye seemed to light up.
"Arashi really was a genius…," The Hokage mumbled other incoherent words under his breath that I couldn't quit catch.
"What was that Old man?" The Hokage just shook his head and smiled at me.
"Nothing, anyway now that I know it is you we should tell Anko. She really was hit hard by your death." I thought about that for a second. What would it be like to have a mother and, not that he was here, here, a father…fathers'.
"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt." The Hokage seemed…happy. That's not a good sing at all.
"She just left for a mission but she should be back some time tomorrow." I nod my head. Okay, that gave me time to prepare.
"I will send an ANBU to pick you up when she arrives."
"Okay, see you later old man!" With that I got up and left the Hokage's office.
Don't kill me; I know it's really short. I have been having some…problems over here. I will try to get the next chap up soon and it will be longer. Once again I'm sorry!