A/N: Yo, BoredNeko here. For all of my friends who probably freaked out at the yaoi warning, it was a bet... It's times like these that my love for my only cousin wavers. You didn't really love him in the first place. Shut up, you. Yes, EF1313, my muse, has returned from her vacation in Aruba! Whoot. Not her obvious enthusiasm. Yep, so, without further ado, I bring you: Konoha High- And Why It Sux... Oh, and Otter, you may not want to read this... The Intro contains much cursage that you probably don't wanna see.

Mandatory mabobber: I do not own Naruto... Actually, we own nothing, which is basically the same thing.

My school is one hell of a fucked up school. I mean, the social status chart is just screwed up beyond repair. Excuse me, but who's

ever heard of the star basketball player being an openly gay, perverted weirdo? I am Uchiha Sasuke, and this is my documentary of

highschool. In this, you will find things written by me, my older brother, and friends in general. From this point forward, be

prepared to be shocked by the exploits of Konoha High- this is why it sux.

A/N: Yes... Hopefully, you weren't mentally scarred by this. And if you were, remember, I'm broke, I have no money to pay for your medical bills. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Spring Br eak!