Now You're Addicted

Author's Note:

For those who've never heard of this little songphic before, it's a rather silly song that aptly describes the descent into the madness that is the Phantom fandom.

For those who do know of NYA and are wondering what the hello kitty happened...my computer crashed while I was editing it, and when I logged back on, the whole collection of songs had been deleted. I've decided to keep this separate from my parodies, as it is an original work written by yours truly.

Went to see the movie,

Thought nothing was wrong.

And then the chandelier rose...

Now you're stuck on those songs.

...la la la...

Got a deal buying Phantom by Kay

(You paid 70 bucks on ebay)

Spent your college savings to see the show.

Your parents will understand; it was Hugh Panaro!

...la la la...

And now you're addicted

To the voice and the cape

Your sanity's been evicted

By that masked shape

...la la la...

You've worn out the two-disc DVD.

Lately you've been sung to sleep by Michael or Gerry.

Watched every version twice: the horror flick

The silent with Lon, and the one with the rats. (Ick!)

...la la la...

Normal guys have lost their appeal,

The Gerry in a frilly shirt makes you squeal.

Don't get me started on the pants from Don Juan...

They make you want to "squee" and glomp on.

...la la la...

And now you're addicted

To the voice and the cape

Your sanity's been evicted

By that masked shape

...la la la...

You have no life (but you don't mind)

You just read phics until you're blind.

So nice to see Erik with his Chrissy so sweet,

Or some OW, it's still a treat.

...la la la...

You hate the fop, and all his friends.

You dream of giving him split ends.

Erik's the only guy there is.

He's won your heart, now you're his.

...la la la...

And now you're addicted

To the voice and the cape

Your sanity's been evicted

By that masked shape

...la la la...

So now I'm addicted

To the voice and the cape

My sanity's been evicted

By that masked shape

...la...la...laaaaaaaa...