The scene is South Park. The town that always seem to have something happening every week. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are making a snowman when a voice yells.
" You guys! You guys! Guess what?" said Cartman
" What your mom got laid again?" Kyle said sarcastically, Stan and Kenny laughed
" Well fuc! you Kyle, but any way I wanted to tell you guys I'm moving, isn't that great, I don't have to be around you ass wipes anymore. Singing I don't have to hang pause around you ass wipes anymooorrre."
The boys looked shocked at this then Kyle leaps with joy.
" Your MOVING, aw, this is great, I can't believe it, thank you GOD, thank you!"
" Yes Kyle the good lord has answered both our prayers, I can't wait to move out of this god damn town make new friends, not like you assholes, and I'll be so happy."
Kenny was still taking this in, (He's moving) Kenny though to himself. He felt like something just drop in the pit of his stomach, if he had actually ate something he could of blame it on that, but he didn't so he didn't know why he was feeling this way.
" Well Cartman, I'm happy for you, I hope wherever you go you find people that can put up with you as long as we have." Stan acting as if he didn't care, he watched shamefully as Kyle made an ass of himself jumping with excitement. " Why are you moving any way?"
" Dude who cares? Cartman's leaving, Cartman's leaving." Kyle sang to himself
" Uh, Cartman?" Kenny said sort of sounding shy
" Yeah Ken." Cartman replied
" Where are you moving too?"
" Oh I don't know, some place in New York!"
"New York!" Kenny didn't understand why that sunk in deep
" Yeah New York, my mom got a new job there." Cartman said doing a little dance
" New York, Cartman your mom's a crack whore, how the hell did she get a job in New York?" Stan said with suspicion
"Hey, shut your god damn mouth hippy, well if you must know, the guy came over last night and they talked then he gave her the job…this morning." Cartman said this muffling the last part but the others still heard
" Yeah what ever Cartman Kyle runs over to Stan, grabs him by the hands and starts spinning and jumping he's going, he's going, finally he's going!" Kyle couldn't help but dance with excitement
" Yeah, I love to stay and celebrate with you guys but I need to go pack, so screw you guys I'm going home." Cartman said happily walking home
" Come on Stan lets go celebrate, pizza and drinks on me."
" Kyle, do we have to" Stan said sounding agitated, he really didn't care Cartman was leaving but he didn't want to be a dick about it either
" Come on Stan, you too Kenny, to Shaky's!"
" Uh no I have to do some stuff, catch you guys later." Kenny said sounding like his old casual self
" Well okay, he's leaving yes, oh yes."
Kenny stood there in the middle of the street, why did he fell sad. It was Cartman, why did he care about this. He turned around and ran for home, as he ran he uttered words that were still hard for him to except. "Eric is leaving?" He ran home…