Pink Panther (Panthers Aren't Pink!)


A/N: SessandInuBros is the second author of this story. R&R!

Disclaimer: We do not own FMA or The Pink Panther so just leave us alone!


Moose2828: Hillo!

SessandInuBros: I'm sugar happy!

Moose2828: And I'm uh...OREOS!

SessandInuBros: What she said!

Ed: And...why are we here?

Moose2828: For the second best parody in the world!

Al: What's the first?

SessandInuBros: THIS ONE!

Winry: Uh...wait...but she just said...oh nevermind. You two are impossible.

Moose2828: .

SessandInuBros: --

Moose2828: SMILIE WAR!

SessandInuBros: oO

Moose2828: Oo

SessandInubros: (o)(o)

Moose2828: (O)(O)

Roy: ENOUGH ALREADY!

SessandInuBros: And now...(Drumroll)

Moose2828: The Big Floppy Neon Green and Purple Hat Of Characters.

SessandInuBros: Pick a charcter out of the hat and that's what character you get. NOW CHOOSE!

Ed: Inspector Jacques Clouseau. Why him...why: (

Moose2828: SMILIE WAR!

Al: No!

Moose2828: Fine...

Al: I am...going...to be...

SessandInuBros: GET ON WITH IT!

Al: Okay...Gendarme Gilbert Ponton. I get to work with brother!

SessandInuBro: Quit acting so excited.

Al: Meany.

Moose2828: Haha...your a meany.

SessandInuBro: Am not! (Hit's Moose2828)

Moose2828: Ow!

Winry: Picking! I'm...Nicole?

Ed: Oh god no! That means I have to...eeeeeeeew!

Winry: (Hit's Ed with wrench)

Ed: Ow! No! I take it back!You're even kinda of...Sexy and-

Winry: Ew! You Perve! (Hit's Ed with wrench again.) Don't even finish that sentence!

Roy: My turn...Xania! No!

Everyone but Roy: (Laughing uncontrollably)

Ed: Hahahaha...hey Xania! When's your next album coming out!

Roy: Can I PLEASE pick again!

SessandInuBros: Okay...

Moose2828: But just because you're sexy.

Roy: Yay...umm...(Chooses again) Chief Inspector Dreyfus. MUHAHAHAHA! I RULE YOU ALL!

Moose2828: Stop...stop now...

Roy: Okay. .

Moose2828: SMILIE-

Everyone else: NO!

Riza: I guess I'll pick now...oh...uh...Xania. Cool.

Roy: Oh yes...very...extremely cool. (Drooling)

Barry The Chopper: Hey!

Al: What are YOU doing here?

Barry: I'm here for the parody.

Al: Oh great just great!

Barry: I randomly choose...YuriThe Trainer Who Trains!

Ed: (Mumbles) Barry The Chopper Who Chops...haha.

Barry:(Overhears) Hey! I like that! That will be my new name! BARRY THE CHOPPER WHO CHOPS!

Al: Even more greatness...thanks a lot Ed. (Death Glare)

Ed: Sorry...

Wrath: Hey! I wanna play!

Moose2828: Hi Wratho! You can be Bizu!

Wrath: Yay!

Envy: Wrath get back here...NOW!

Wrath: Aw...come on Envy!

SessandInuBros: You should play to Evny-kun!

Moose2828: You can be the cool secret agent guy!

Envy:Uhhhh...okay!

SessandInuBros: Now all we need is the dead guy!

Moose2828: Hey! Hughes is dead!

Hughes's Ghost: Yes...yes I am.

Moose2828: Good...and bad...YOU WILL PLAY GLUONT!

Hughes's Ghost: Awesome...I guess.

SessandInuBros:Hey! We still need ridiculouse costumes!

Moose2828: You're right! Until next time!

Both: TTFN!


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