How do I Crack a Smile on Itachi's Face? Chapter 1: Itachi's Birthday is Coming!, a naruto fanfic

How can I Crack a Smile on Itachi's Face?

Hey guys,it's me,Chibi.S!I'm puting on a new story,filled with HUMOR,RANDOMNESS and...INSANITY!Okay,here's the catch;

Itachi's birthday is coming up in a few days,and all Deidara wants to do is to give him a laugh.So,he gathers up the other Akatsuki members(except Itachi)to help him with this mission.Will they come up with a decent plan?Will Itachi laugh from their crazy plans?Will Sasori have to dress up in a banana suit and sing "Peanut butter Jelly"?Read to find out!

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto.If I did,Sasori and Temari would be paired up.(Dodges kunai)Damnit,it happens on FAC and now HERE!

Sasori:Meh,you're fault.

Me:Shut the hell up,puppet boy.T.T;

1231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231231

Chapter 1:Itachi's Birthday is Coming!

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"

Itachi fell out of bed from the stereo turned up at full blast in Deidara's room.He REALLY didin't expect the rude awakening at 6:00am.Infact,Dei woke up everyone in the HQ.

"God damnit,not again!"Itachi muttered to himself,covering his ears from Deidara's singing,which surprisingly,can be heard from the music.

"WAY-AH!

WAY-AH!

WAY-AH,unn!

THERE YOU GO!

THERE Y-!"

The music was turned off.Deidara was heard letting out a wimper.

"O-o-oh...h-h-h-h-h-hey Saso-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,unn!"Deidara screamed from his room.

BANG!

THWUMP!

BOOM!

GONG!

Sasori walked out of Deidara's room with a stress mark on his head,grumbling some stuff that you wouldn't want to know.Deidara limped out,too.He looked like the time when Gaara pulled a Sexy no Jutsu prank on the Akatsuki earlier that year.

"Owwwwww...Sasori-donno,that hurt,unn."He cried.

12312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312

Deidara went back to his room after breakfast.He sat on his bed with an icepack on his head.He was about to turn on his stereo,but then he thought what would happen if he pissed Sasori off,again.

He glanced at his calender,checking if there were any missions happening.His eyes widened when he saw what the day was.

'Itachi's eighteenth birthday is in two days,unn!'He thought.He knew that Itachi didn't care,but he wanted Itachi's birthday be one of the best days of his life.That's it!He'll try to make Itachi laugh during those times.

"Wait,I can't do this alone,unn!"Deidara whispered to himself,thinking of what to do."I know!"

12312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312

"Wait,you want us to WHAT!"

12312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312312123121231231231

Me:So...how was it?Good?Bad?In between?Sorry about the cliffie!

Neji:Gaara...YOU did sexy no jutsu?

Gaara:What?At least I know Itachi's a closet pervert!

Everyone except Itachi:O.OW...T...F?

Me:Okay,that's all for now!Love,peace and tacos!