Summary: How does Jou make Kaiba shut up? Random story.

Warning: Tad OOC on Jou's part, I think.

Disclaimer: Don't own.

Shut Up

We're fighting again. This is really getting old.

And I'm tired of this shit.

I mean, we're now what? 18, damnit! And we're still bickering like children.

"Stupid dog!"

It's arrogance versus pride.

"Bastard!"

Now I know how my friends feel.

How do I make him shut up and win this 'fight' for once…?

I wonder.

…Okay, weird…

I think a light bulb just appeared over my head…

Oh well, I guess I should do this already.

After all, this same old Moneybags-Mutt routine is getting overrated—

"Your bark is worse than you bite, Mu—"

"Shut up, Kaiba."

I pull him by the collar and smack my lips onto his.

Yes, people. I. Kissed. Kaiba.

Okay, pulling away now.

Cool, there's a priceless look on his face.

Hehe, not only do I get to kiss him, I also win this!

Oh well, time to casually walk away now.

Mm, taste like peach.

I think there'll be a new twist in our arguments now.

Can't wait!

End

Author's Notes: It sucks, I know.