ahh...sweet sweet procrastination.
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captains log :
"we're going to crash! SPOCK! get your bony ass in here!"
"hello captin, what seems to be the matter?"
"ill tell you whats the problem!"screamed shatner, "we're all gonna die!"
"but the nerds will make us immortal" replied spock.
"wheres scotty? WHERES SCOTTY YOU BASTARD!" cried shatner.
"he is down in the uhhh...i guess the ship somewhere sir"
"well dammit! get the rest of the crew up here!"
"which ones sir?"
"i dont know! the person writing this story only knows two names in this whole show, and shes calling me by my real name , geez!"
suddenly, a klingon appears.
"GRAAAAHHH! IM A KLINGON! I DONT KNOW IF IM SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GUY OR A BAD GUY SINCE THE DUMB BITCH WRITING THIS NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW, BUT I CHOOSE VIOLENCE!"
(enter lavarr burton)
"i'll save ya cap'n!"
"why levar, why do you have that accent!"
"I DOONT KNOOO WHAT YEW ARE TAULKIN ABOOT! IM SPEAKING LAIK OIVE AULWAYS SPOOKEN!"
"DAMMIT SPOCK! HES SPEAKING MADNESS! i think the klingon warped his mind! get that weird looking halo thing off his face , maybe that will help!"
KA-BOOM!
"oh dear captain, levars face has blown up, it appears that weird silver halo thing on his face was an explosive"
"A KLINGON EXPLOSIVE! DEEESTROY ALL...uh,...the fuck are you spock?"
"IM A VIKADIN YOU MORON!"
"ok then well..DESTROY THE VIKADINS! GRAWWWW! TASTE MY WRINLKLED HEAD OF HATE MOTHERFUCKER!"
"no no, shatner help me please, hes raping my skull! AHHHHHHHH!"
"SORRY SPOCK, YOUR ON YOUR OWN, THERES JUST TOO MANY FIIIIIINE looking ladies ive yet to seduce aorund the galaxy"
lates!
(shatner jumps into some sort of safety capsule and heads towards the stars. the end)