AN: Woot! Plug in and turn up those headphones, baby! Sapphire's freaking back, and I've got here the lost episode of 'Turk Moments'! Typed two years ago, and never posted! I've edited it and redone it for your reading pleasure!

Get ready for...'When the Internet Gets Dangerous'.

Take note: I've been listening to too much Queen and ACDC lately. ;D

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Lips parted in a most interesting way, Reno clicked the mouse, sliding it across his mouse pad and cocking his head at what he was looking at. 'Naughty Nurses Nine?' Wasn't that that...err...'interesting' movie that had been on that TV they'd bought weeks ago? (Which, he'd like to add, had been slowly disassembled and burned to ashes hours after that incident. It sure as hell hadn't passed the 'Reno Test'. (TM))

And, what was this? 'Busty Barmaids'? Reno grinned. Why didn't they just call it 'Tifa dot com'? He should save the web address and give it to Rude later...

Never mind the fact that he should be working; there was a huge pile of paperwork off to the side. Eh, oh well. He'd just drop it all on 'Lena. Heh.

Glancing around discreetly, he clicked on another link--a rather shocking link. One that would make even the stoic Rude quiver in terror, the cold Rufus cry, and the glaring Tseng's eyes go wide.

And what was this link, you ask? Why it was none other than...

Fanfiction dot net.

Reno grinned wide. Now, this could be interesting...

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AN: I would also like to announce that my original novel, Glassfortress will be completed by the end of January! Wish me luck, ya'll! This story sparked my dreams, and I love all of my fabulous reviewers:D

Tune in next time for...well, some more random crap. XD

Oh, and I have a VERY important announcement! You guys all remember 'Pencils'?

Well...there's going to be a sequel! -waits for the shrieks of delight- LOL