Retarded Cow

By: Kakashi-fangirl-of-the-jumping-neko-bean

"Hey Naruto," Alucard said waving to Naruto in the halls.

"Uh…do I know you?" Naruto asked with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What don't you remember the shower incident?" Alucard asked saddened that the sexy Naruto didn't remember him.

"Oh yeah!" Naruto said remembering Alucard, "I remember you, you're the one who showed me to the bathroom, and was standing right outside when I got out of the shower. Dude, why were you there?"

"Uh well…" Alucard paused for a second.

"Well dude forget it," Naruto said walking away muttering "freak" under his breath.