Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Author's Note: After much neglect, I have returned to this story. Unfortunately, I am having severe writer's block and this story is on the verge of being discontinued. This is another omake made to help me get my muse back. It is quite short (100 or so words) so I did not bother with dedications. Enjoy.

Inner Sakura's thoughts are bolded.


The students of Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and Gai were sitting at their desks staring into space. They had long finished their exam papers and were immensely bored. Thoughts ran rampant through their minds.


Naruto: Why do I have a lame catch-phrase like 'Believe It'?

Sasuke: Why does my hair resemble a chicken's butt?

Sakura: Why am I such a bitch on the inside?

Sakura: I'm such a saint on the outside, CHA!

Kiba: No one can ever know that I ate from Akamaru's bowl last night…

Akamaru: Kiba's an idiot.

Shino: …

Hinata: OMG! Naruto's looking this way!

Ino: Why am I so superficial?

Shikamaru: It's too troublesome to think…

Chouji: I wonder if ice cream comes in potato-chip flavours

Lee: YOUTH!!!1!1!

Neji: I have to steal Tenten's shampoo tonight (again). I'm starting to get split ends.

Tenten: Why don't I have a last name?


The bell rang signaling lunchtime. The young ninja broke out of their musings and filed out the door. The cafeteria was beckoning to them.


Author's Note: Random, I know. Please leave a comment.