You American

You American, thy name is Leon.

No, I did not say it was Neon.

How much memory did you lose?

No, you're fate I did not choose.

I wonder if you had a concussion?

No, I am not speaking in Russian.

Do you know who I am?

No, I am not your bestfriend, Sam.

First of all, my real first name's John.

No, I'm not the kid that mowed your lawn.

Sweet mother of mercy, how stupid are you?

No, bullies are not cows, they do not moo.

When you recover, you better remember to pay me.

Hmm, you're payment would be paid off, if Ashley would lay me.

Oh, she is not here with you now?

How on earth do you know this, how?

Oh, you've gotten you're memory back didn't you?

You want me to tell you where the key is hidden too?

And you want to know why I ripped you off?

That Luis guy must've tipped you off!

Please don't hurt me I'll be good!

I'll not rip you off, like I should!

I'll do anything I'll give you this free PRL four-one-two!

I'll also give you this technical crew!

I'm sorry, I promise to not screw Ashley!

I'll give you this potato that is mashy!

Oh, you want to buy this Blacktail?

Heh, that reminds me of Leo and his Raflail!

Those are good guns, very good ones.

I get these guns in bulks, in kilos, in tons!

You want to know why I'm speaking in rhymes?

That's like asking me why I don't eat limes!

I have to speak in rhymes for this poem.

Or else I'll never get that free trip to Rome!

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Since I know that you don't know what the poem meant. The poem meant that I bribed Merchant (John) into rhyming whilst
talking to Leon who had a concussion and gradually got his memory back. The Leo and Ratflail part is dedicated to VGCats, for Leo and his Ratflail:D R&R