-1Introductions

Olimar: Hello! We know you want to see the story, (or maybe you just entered here to check this out), but first we have to clear a few things up. First off, introductions. My name is Captain Olimar. I am commander of this fleet.

Louie: Fleet? What fleet?

Olimar: Anyways…I tell you all you need to know about the scientific process on the species you will be viewing. I will provide you all you need to know-

President: (muttering) More like far more than you need to know…

Olimar: -about all of the creatures we will see.

Louie: I'm Louie, and I basically decipher whatever language he's speaking, so you won't have to feel this is like educational television.

President: I'm the President of Hotochocholate Freight, and I will be the brave financer who's along for the ride.

Louie: Brave my a-

Yellow Pikmin: (very fast) Hello! What's your name? I'm Yellow Pikmin! I'm the happy go lucky environmentalist who talks about conservation! Yay!

Purple Pikmin: Hi, I'm Purple Pikmin. I don't know why I'm here, but for some cruel reason I'm used as bait, shields, and objects to throw with! I mean, what's up with that! Sure, I eat a lot, but that's still no excuse! Who's bright Idea was it to have that done to me!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: (whistles innocently)

Blue Pikmin: What's up, fools? I'm Blue Pikmin, and I'm the safety officer around here. I carry around the big guns to make sure these pansies I work with don't get eaten. Huh? What big guns? Well, four of the items didn't get bought, so they are now used as weapons.

Red Pikmin: I'm Red Pikmin. I just hang around most of the time, but for some reason I always get severely injured during every journey! But I always live for some reason…

White Pikmin: I'm White Pikmin. I'm am the Geologist, Meteorologist, and Glaciologist, but I specialize in caves. I'm also responsible to find everyone in a cave when their lost.

Blue Pikmin: Okay, that's everyone. Second off, Onomonopias will be in bold words, like these.

He got out the four weapons.

Flare Cannon: SSSSSSSSSSSST!

Monster Pump: Donpachi! Donpachi!

Shock Therapist: Tink, Tink…BZZZZZZZZZT!

Comedy Bomb: THHHHHT!

Blue Pikmin: Don't worry, we won't do that every time we fire the dang weapons!

Louie: Thoughts will be in Italics, like this. This fic is a bunch of bull-

Olimar: And that's all you need to know!

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