Me: Yeah! I've got my own show!
Readers: (Applause)
Sora: Why you again? First, Riku have his own show, then me, then you-
Me: (Using masking tape to shut his mouth) Okay, this is going to be hilarious. Wait till you see everyone in KH having their own minute of fame!
All the audiences clapped, and Jean Lee when into the stage, waving at the audiences.
"Hello, everyone and KH fans, this is KH Funniest Videos!" Jean cried, and all the audiences clapped even louder.
"Okay, today is all about the cast of KH, and I'm going to show you what they did privately! Hope you have fun watching the videos!" she said, and showed the screen.
"Okay, this is Sora, Riku, Kairi, Leon and Yuffie jumping on Leon's trampoline, and did I say Leon have a trampoline at home? Oh my gosh! But let's see what happened to them, when they have a hole-full of TIME!" she said, showing Sora, Riku, Kairi, Leon and Yuffie jumping at the trampoline outside the house, then Sora comes down first, the trampoline had a hole, everyone else fell down upon each other. The audience laughed.
"Okay, here's another video. All about Ansem-"she began.
"BOO!" All the audience jeered.
"Wait till you see him. Now you see him combing his hair at the toilet, and looks like he added too much gel! Haha!" she laughed, Ansem while combing his hair to the side, then the comb got stuck into his hair, the audience laughed louder than before.
"That's what happened to me just now!" Cried one of the audiences, and turned out to be Ansem, his comb still stuck in his hair. The audiences laughed.
"Okay, here's another one. Do you think you get a bit bored with black and white?" she asked them. Looking at the screen, there was Roxas at the white place, and someone poured paint on him, leaving him having a rainbow color! The audience chuckled.
"Here's one of my favorites. Do you think Tidus can be like Tony Hawk?" she asked again, looking at Tidus showing off his skating board skills, sliding on the sideways, suddenly he lost his balance, and tripped and fall, the skateboard broke into pieces, and Tidus ended up flying into space. The audience laughed like crazy.
"I'll show you 'The naughtiest Videos', right after the commercial, be sure to come back!" she said, winked her eyes, and commercial starts.
When the commercial ends, Jean was sitting on a stool, with a plasma television set on a table.
"Welcome back to KH Funniest Videos, I'm going to show you out of the millions of videos we received; I got a funny one, a kid named Zick Outremont, see what he done wrong during Christmas Eve." She said, and looked at the big screen behind her.
"Santa won't give you any presents if you misbehave!" Jean teased. Looking at the video, seeing a 10 years old boy dancing around, with his parents and siblings looking at him dancing, he accidentally fell down, knocked down a present and now it's flat, the Christmas tree fell down, all the ointments broke into pieces and Zick started crying.
"Bad boy!" his mother reprimanded him. After that the audiences laughed.
"Have a taste of your own medicine, Zick, and for now, it's the 'Spot the Mastermind'. It's a show that what causes the trouble caused by our poor friends. And let's look at what Cid Highwind had recorded, and the crazy mower!" everyone giggled.
Showing Aerith on the tractor mower, Cid was cutting the bushes, when suddenly the tractor goes out of control, and then she almost 'cut' Cid off, and Cid runs around, and around, and around……
The audience laughed, Jean explaining what happened to them. "You see, that's what happened if you're not careful. Let's see them in slow motion. Looking at this television set, Aerith was going a bit slow on the tractor, Cid enjoying himself, and as we goes on," she began, the actions started moving, and Aerith had difficulty steeping on the accelerator, and Cid still cutting. Jean circled the part on Aerith's foot. "This is the main cause when the problem was created." She said, and it started moving again until the part when Cid was almost got 'cut'.
"Looks like Cid wore track pants, and one side was cut into half, let's see what happens in the end." Circling the part when his pants got stuck, the picture went slowly and went to the conclusion. The audience giggled a bit.
"Okay, that's all for this section, and back to the clips." She said, and showed the big screen.
"This is Frosty Adeline, also our friends, when she was 6 at a concert. What you're going to see was her singing loudly as anyone else." She said, and seeing Frosty standing somewhere, singing Jingle Bells, and sees that she sang louder than anyone else.
"Jingle…..BELLS! Jingle……BELLS! Jingle all the…… WAY!" she sang, everyone laughed a bit, the video still goes on. They skipped a lot of the parts, and come to the part it's going to end. "…..open……SLEDGE!" she screamed, some of the kids covered their ears, and Frosty started crying. The audiences watching the clip clapped.
"Here's one. Donald and Goofy at Hawaii. Donald playing the guitar, Goofy doing the dancing. What you'll see was what's going to fly into the sky!" Goofy dancing, while Donald playing the guitar and singing, when all of a sudden Goofy's straw skirt was blown away, luckily he had his pants wore, or else it's going to be censored. All the audiences, including the unhappy Ansem, the comb still on his hair, laughed.
"Okay, that's all for today, see you next episode, and our guest stars will be Hurky, Ryo, Alexa and Sora. Until then, goodbye." She greeted, and here comes the credits, and the programme ended.
Me: Okay, how's the first episode going?
Hurky: It's great, I can't wait to send my video to you, and wait! You're here, so I'll pass it to you!
Me: (Receiving the video) Thanks, Hurky, be sure to catch it next time!