Hey, this is my second fic. Finally! Anyways, I probably still suck, but somehow people like it. I got this idea from a bud and I'm dedicating this story to her. Oh, and this is when they're superheroes. And if you still keep up with my other story, Normal High School Life, I'll eventually update when I think of something. So…
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans and never will. I also don't own anything else in this chapter that a poor teenager wouldn't own…okay, I'm not that poor!
Dedication: To AvePlateada. She was the genius that gave me the idea for this story; I just put it into words.
It was a normal day at the tower. Beast Boy and Cyborg arguing over meat and tofu, Raven reading a novel, Starfire feeding Silkie, and Robin working out.
"MEAT!"
"TOFU!"
MEA-!"
DUDE! How can you eat that crap!" Beast Boy yelled, pointing his finger hysterically at the hamburger sitting on the kitchen counter.
"Easy! Like this!" Cyborg remarked, biting into the hamburger, leaving an enormous bite mark in the burger.
"EWWW! How would you feel if someone killed you and ate you?" Beast Boy exclaimed, making a face that showed he was disgusted.
"Don't really care, green bean, CUZ I'M ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!" Cyborg shouted, shoving his tiny piece of hamburger in Beast Boy's face, causing him to turn pale.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Beast Boy said as his face became a more paler green. He quickly covered his mouth when his cheeks swelled and ran out of ops. and towards the bathroom. Raven rolled her eyes behind her book and shook her head semi-sympathetically.
"Ya think he's actually gonna hurl?" Cyborg asked, laughing nervously as he took some steaks out of the freezer. Raven just gave him a blank glare and went back to her novel, making Cyborg laugh even more nervously. Just then, Starfire walked in with confusion plastered on her beautiful features.
"Please, why is friend Beast Boy, as you call it…hurling?" Starfire asked, remembering the word from the day when Robin told her what Cyborg was doing after he ate evil candy. She shot a questioning look at Raven to see if she said it correct. After getting a nod of approval, she looked back at the carnivore.
"I-" Cyborg started, but was cut off by his leaders concerned and furious voice.
"Why is Beast Boy in the bathroom…throwing up?" Robin demanded, storming in with a hint of disgust on his face.
"I, uh. I kinda…sort of…well." Cyborg stuttered, knowing the outcome of this would be bad. Raven had finally got ticked off enough to take charge. She slammed her novel shut, surprising the three teens, and stomped over towards Robin, Cyborg, and the quiet Starfire.
"Look, moron one and moron two were arguing over their stupid food and Cyborg was a dumbass and shoved a microscopic piece of hamburger in his face. Now, Beast Boy's in the bathroom, throwing up. Happy?" Raven burst out, causing a nearby lamp to explode. She lightly blushed and glanced at the expressions of her friends; total shock.
Robin quickly recovered from Raven's sudden outburst and turned to Cyborg. "Cyborg! You know Beast Boy hates meat! And what do you do? You shove a piece of it in his face! You can act immature, but I know you really aren't! How could you do such a thing? Do you realize how this will affect him?" Robin scolded, giving Cyborg an "I'm-Gonna-Kill-You-If-This-Affects-Him-In-A-Bad-Way" look. Cyborg just laughed sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Please, Robin. I believe that Cyborg was merely, as you say it, 'taunting' him." Starfire said, looking at Robin and hoping he wouldn't go ballistic. He probably didn't mean for this to happen. Robin sighed in defeat. How could he resist Starfire?
"Fine. Cy, just check on Beast Boy and make sure he didn't pass out or anything." Robin ordered, sighing once again. His responsibilities could be so frustrating sometimes.
"I'll be in my room." Raven informed monotonously, grabbing the novel she had slammed earlier and quickly levitated to her room. Cyborg put the steak he was going to prepare back into the freezer; they were probably getting pizza anyways.
"Do you think Beast Boy will get the better?" Starfire asked, peering at Robin curiously. He hesitantly nodded and shuffled his feet.
"Yeah. He'll probably be mad at Cyborg for a couple days, though. It won't last too long, knowing BB." Robin said, lightly chuckling. A small smile appeared on the Tameranean's face.
Robin barely ever smiled, let alone laugh. She felt good to experience him in one of his rare "Happy Moods". Robin saw Starfire smiling at him and turned away, lightly blushing. He jumped on the couch and turned on the plasma TV. Starfire floated next to him and sat down, her eyes watching the football game that was currently on, but her mind thought about a certain masked leader. When she came back to reality, Robin wasn't next to her. She stood up, startled and looked around, finding him making popcorn in the kitchen. She sighed in relief as Cyborg walked in with a less pale Beast Boy. Starfire giggled at the sight of her sick friend.
"Look, man, I'm sorry." Cyborg sincerely apologized to Beast Boy for the hundredth time. Beast Boy shook his head furiously.
"No you're not! You did it on purpose! You're just jealous of my good looks!" Beast Boy said, looking away from his "best friend". Cyborg snorted.
"What good looks?" Cyborg snapped, getting really agitated. Beast Boy's eyes widened in disbelief.'
"What the hell do you mean? "What good looks?"?" Beast Boy asked, throwing his hands up hysterically.
"Man, what drugs are you on? You're never this crazy! Raven'll even agree with me!" Cyborg laughed at his friend's sudden change in personality.
"Me? What drugs are you on?" Beast Boy snapped back, walking of ops. and into his room. Cyborg watched in amazement as he left. There was no way the meat did this to him. He shook his head and got out some Pepsi.
"I'll get Raven." Robin quickly announced, leaving the popped butter popcorn on the counter and going into the red-carpeted halls. Starfire looked at her friend with pure confusion.
"Hectic, much?" Cyborg asked himself, getting out 5 bowls and started dumping popcorn in each of them.
Yeah. My second fic. What do you think so far? This was basically just an introduction-thing I wanted to do. Next chapter will probably introduce the beginning of the villains'' evil plans. Who are the villains? Well, you'll just have to wait until the next chapter to find out! And I'm not gonna have a poll for this story. Too many polls…
Love,
Megan