CHAPTER 5

Mirta waited for a consinderable ammount of time to pass before she got up to let the evil guys in. "Okay dudes," she said opening the door and letting the two villains in."Let's see if we can work this out. "

"Work this out?" Darkar demanded, glaring daggers at Baltor. "He's got some freakin' ego issues!"

"How so?" Mirta questioned.

"He thinks he's so great because he looks like a blond Sesshoumaru," Darkar replied, folding his arms. "He thinks he's so hot."

"I am hot," Baltor shot back. "Anyone who watches the show knows that."

"You're not hot!" Darkar shouted. "You have wrinkles!"

"I do not!"

"You do too!"

"At least I have blue eyes."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

Baltor shrugged. "I dunno," he said. "It just sounded good."

"No it didn't. It sounded lame."

"Okay," Mirta cut in before the two could start fighting on the floor again. "Enough. You're not here to get into fights you're here to tell me your problems so I can try and solve them for you."

"But he's being a little brat about it," Baltor protested, pointing an accusing finger at Darkar who stuck his tongue out at the wizard.

"I don't care what he's doing," Mirta growled. "And I don't care who's more popular, who has better looking minions, who slept with what witch, or who looks like Lord Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha. All I care about is what your problems are and how I can help you fix them."

"But he's acting like such a child!" Baltor began.

"So are you," Mirta told him, sighing heavily. "You guys are worse than the pixies."

"Pixies?!" Darkark perking up and looking around. "Where?"

"There are no pixies in here," she said. "I was just comparing you with pixies."

"Oh," Darkar said, downcast. "I was hoping for a snack..."

"Okay no snacking on the pixies," Mirta ordered. "I can't stand the sound of bones crunching."

Darkar stared at her funny. "I don't eat pixies," he corrected her. "I just take their power."

"Oh... not much of a difference."

"You see," Balto said. "He's an idiot!"

"I am not an idiot!" Darkar shouted, fire rising around him. "I am the lord of the shadow fire!"

"And lame."

"I am not lame!"

Mirta shook her head. "What am I going to do with you two?" she asked out loud.

The villains looked at her. "You can tell him to grow up!" they said at the same time, pointing at each other. "Hey! You're the baby!" they shouted, facing each other.

Mirta rolled her eyes. "How about I tell you both to grow up?" she suggested looking both of them in the eye. "Look at you two. Fighting over something so stupid. I know you both have an interest in Bloom but that's just because of the storyline. You shouldn't let her get to you. Why don't you let it go? You Lord Darkar died at the end of season two and you Baltor I don't know yet because I haven't seen the end but my guess is you die too or you get sent back to the freezy world with the witches. Why don't you guys date one of them and forget about Bloom? She's not that great a character anyway. She's got low self esteem."

The villians had no idea how Bloom got into the subject but what the girl was saying made sense anyway. The two villians thought about that a moment then said. "Yeah, I think you're right." they turned to each other. "Why are we fighting over one girl anyway? There are plenty more where that came from." They stood up. "C'mon. Let's go find some." then they high tailed it out of there.

Mirta sighed in relief. "Two down," she muttered to herself, crossing the villians off her list of names.

A/N

Sorry I took so long to update. I actually think Baltor looks ugly.