Chapter 4:
Going Forward in Time
Gives You a BIG Headache
Link: Wait. I have to do that 7 year thing again!
LM: Hey! Be glad you weren't in my game! I beat it 58 times!
Link: Oh gods. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.
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Link leads Sora back down to the castle, but they decide to make a few stops on the way. "Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha! You're going to see the princess now, huh Mr. Hero? Wah ha ha ha ha," the guard on Death Mountain says.
"Wait," Sora says, "Wouldn't we have to pass the castle to get here?" Link yells, "Shaddup!" Then, they decide to find Ruto.
They head to Lon Lon ranch, only to find a suprising scene. Talon stands at a bench, with Ruto and the Beast. "You may now kiss the bride!" The gang are gone before the word, "now".
Navi says, "Hey! We should really go see Zelda now!" So, they do. On the way over, it starts raining…
All of a sudden, the drawbridge lowers. Link grabs Sora, and says, "I'm gonna move out of the way…" In seconds, a huge white horse runs out carrying Zelda and Impa. As they run past, she throws some blue thing. It hits Sora on the head, and knocks him out.
Much later, Sora wakes up from the sound of… opera music. He wakes up, only to see Link getting sucked up by a blue light. "NO! LINK!" He runs right into it. Seconds later, they're gone.
Sora wakes up with a really bad headache. He sits up, and looks around. He realizes he's on a floating pool of water.
He rubs his head, but his hair felt greasy. "When did I last wash my hair- 7 years ago?" He gasp at his deep voice. Link comes over. He gasps again. He is also a lot taller, almost his height. "Welcome to the future!" With that, he falls off of the pool. Link turns to Rauru and says, "Well, I guess that's my que!" Then, he dives off.
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Sora: OMG, I hate being old! Look! I have a goatee!
Fangirls: Aaaah! Oooooh! Aaaaahh! Sora Fanclub roolz!
Link: I never got a fanclub! . SORA!
LM: Yes you did!
Link: Well? Where'd they go? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM!
LM: Uh… I killed them and ate their livers.
Link: 0.0!
LM: Nah, I just locked them in a closet.
SOMEWHERE ELSE…
Girl #1: Link Melee! We have to go to the bathroom!
Girl #2: oops.
Girl #1: NEVERMIND!