Ino-Kisama: I just made this out of Randomness so enjoy!
Lee and Carter and driving around LA. Lee had just arrived in the new huge city and Carter was showing him around by driving him around the city.
Lee: I'm hungry Carter..
Carter: What the hell you telling me for? I aint yo babysitter!
Lee: Yes but I'm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry!
Carter: Man Shut up!
Lee: But-
Carter: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Lee: Fine...
Carter: Cause you know man--
Lee: yeah, yeah, you can kick my ass.
-Carter glares at Lee-
Carter: Oh you think you cute now?
Lee: I am
Carter: Man shut up! Fo' I kick yo ass all the way back to Beijing China!
Lee: Suuuure
Carter: What I say!
Lee: Y-
Carter: SHUT UP!
Lee: B-
Carter: SHUT UP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!
Lee: yes but-
Carter: SHUT THE HELL UP!
-smacks Lee in the head-
-Lee rubs his head and sticks his tounge out at Carter-
Carter: stick yo tounge out again. I dare ya
Lee:...I'm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry!
Carter: GOD DAMNIT! OK JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
-Makes a U Turn-
-Drives to Mc Donalds-
-Goes to the drive through-
Carter: Uh..yea ima have...a number 5...and..uh...a large coke...what you gonna have? -looks at Lee-
Lee: I will have the shrip sushi thank you please.
-Carter stares at Lee like hes stupid-
Lee: What?
Carter: DAMINT LEE WE IN LA NOT CHINA!
Lee: I know! This looks nothing like Hong Kong.
Carter: SHUT UP! WHAT THE HELL YOU GONNA EAT!
Lee: Stop screaming at me!
Carter: Im not screaming at you!
Lee: Yes you are!
Carter: No I'm not!
Lee: Yes you are!
Carter: DAMNIT LEE! JUST ORDER!
Lee: Fine...-looks at the menu- I will have the...Mc..newguts
-Carter stares at Lee-
Carter: WHAT THE HELL IS A MC NEWGUT!
Lee: Its that! -points to the picture of the Mcnuggets-
Carter: NOW YOU CANT READ MAN! ITS MCNUGGETS!-mumbles: what the hell is a Mcnewgut..-
Lee:-looks at Carter- Fine the Mc-Mc-Mcne-Mcna-Mcneg...Mcnughuts.
-Carter stares at Lee again-
Lee: What?
Carter: Just shut up..dont say anything else...Nothin..Oh god please nothin...
-Silence engolfs them-
Person at the register: uh...are you gonna order anything else?
Carter: DAMNIT SHUT UP! CANT YOU APPRECIATE LEE NOT BLABBIN IN JAPANESE!
Lee: IM CHINESE!
Carter: Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, Look at these -points at his chest- Money please!
Lee: -blinks- ?
Carter: Forget it..
Lee: Ok..
-Silence again-
Person at register: uh...a-
Carter: MCNUGGETS! GET THE DAMN FOOD NOW!
Person at register: Geez..come up to the window please...
Carter: NO YOU COME OUT HERE! I AINT MOVIN!
Person at register: Sir there are people behind you.
Carter: I dont give a shit! I aint mooooooooooooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Lee: Move the car Carter!
Carter: Dont you yell at me!
Lee: I am not yelling at you!
Carter: Yes you are man! I think ima cry now! Look what you did!
Lee: No your not!
Carter:-sniffs-
Lee:-looks at Carter- OK! I YELLED! IM SORRY! OK!
Carter: I want a signed apology!
Person at register: COME UP TO THE WINDOW!
Carter: HELL NO DONT YOU YELL AT ME! IM L.A.P.D! LEMME TALK TO YO MANAGER!
Lee:-sighs-
Carter: Dont you give me that look Lee!
Lee: what look?
Carter: YOU KNOW WHAT LOOK!-drives to the window-
Lee: I didnt give you a look!
Carter: Man SHUT UP!
Person at register: $7.98 please.
Carter: 7.98! FOR SOME DAMN FOOD HELL NO! IM GOIN TA BURGER KINGS!
-drives off-