A/N This story got removed by the staff so I have edited it. In my place will be Beonca Deawseqer and there will be no script. I'm not gonna put Beonca said or Cortex said all the time so if you get confused Beonca gives the commands and Cortex whines. Thyank you to the people who have and will give ideas.
1.Force Cortex to do everything he makes his minions do
"Is this really necessary?" Cortex asks as he fails at defeating Crash Bandicoot for the 900,00,00time "Sure it is" replied Beonca
2.Stomp on Cortex for every evil thing he did
"OWWWWWWWW! Please stop" Cortex whined
: "No way!" snapped Beonca
"This is for separating Crash and Twana (Stomp)
This is for what you did to Crunch (Stomp)
This is what you did to poor Dingodile(stomp)
This is for what you did to Ripperoo" (Stomp)
"Oh man!!!"
3.Put Cortex to work
"Okay evil guy do my homework!"
"But I don't want to write a report on the Egyptians."
"Too bad!" Stop complaining! That's only my Social Studies homework. You still have Math,Language Arts and Science."
He finishes.
"Okay see all those Christmas gifts?"
"Duh! He said unimpressed "
"Great! Cause you're gonna wrap them all up and take them to the nursing home and the childrens hospital. Just to make sure you do it I'm gonna have Crunch tag along" said Beonca.
"Right then I'll just get started." he said.
4 Tie Cortex up and allow his minions to beat him up
"Okay everybody you know what to do.
"We can do whatever we want to him as long as we don't kill him" replied the minions
"Right"
"Oh god please no!"
5.Destroy his life's work
Hmm what do we have here? Wow what a nice time machine! SMASH!
Cortex starts crying.
What else is there? Ooooooh look at that instant transportation device. SMASH!
Ohhh! A bomb gun! SMASH!
Cortex starts screaming tears streaming down his face.
Beonca destroys everything else in his lab. She unties him and leaves him crying over his broken gadgets.
6.Force Cortex to watch the Simpsons.
Ahhhh! Make it stop" as the Simpsons are acting stupid.
I think I cut myself. Said the t.v.
Ahh!
This is priceless
7.Make Cortex a dancer
Points gun at Cortex's head. Okay big head dance the ballad I taught you.
He appears in a tutu,sees the gun and starts dancing. She laughs her head off as she airs it on television.
8.Spank Cortex
She is holding a baseball in her hand. "Crunch hold him up".
Beonca swings the bat and hits his butt.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!That hurt!
It's supposed to. You only have 400,00,00,00 left to go. Swing. Yay that's two
Ow Ow Ow
9 Make Cortex Sing opera
No I won't!
Yes you will! She said holding her gun. Here I even typed you the song.
He starts singing
Let me sing the song!!
The audience laughs
10.Make him eat 500 pies.
I think I'm gonna be sick!
Beonca holds up trash can. "That was only 100 pies you still have 400 to go! EAT!"
There's your first batch! I'll take ideas as long as it stays under the rating T please review.