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Harry and Hagrid were in Hagrid's hut. "Would you like a bacon buddy, mate?" He asked. "No thanks, Hagrid. I'm depressed." "Why?" Asked Hagrid, in his strong, English accent. "Because, the new video game "Destroy all muggles" is out, and I can't afford it." Harry sighed. "Well, maybe someone will come and give you da money, mate!" Hagrid suggested, as his English accent, turned into an Australian accent. Just the, Ron walked in. "Well, Howdydoo." Ron greeted. Then Harry jumped onto Ron, and stole his wallet. "BAD HARRY!" Ron shrieked, as Harry started running. Then Harry rushed to his local video game store, and bought the game! "YEEEEHAW!" Harry said as he started dancing around the store. Then Ron walked into the store and swiped the game out of Harry's hands. "MY GAME!" Ron shouted. "That eager fellow has a point, you know." Said Hagrid, who was the store manager. "I NEED MONEY!" Harry shouted into the sky. Then the sky fell on Harry's head. Then a man wearing black walked over to Harry. "Sir, I'll give you 200 bucks for that piece of sky!" The man exclaimed. "Sold!" Harry screamed happily.
Harry walked over to Hagrid. "Now can I buy the game?" He asked his friend, and manager. "Sorry, Hairy Harry, but this game costs $200 and one cent." Hagrid explained. "Doh!" Harry walked out of the shop, depressed. Then he noticed something on the ground that was shiny. "Could it be?" Harry asked himself. "A PENNY!" He shouted with glee. Then he ran into the shop happily. "I GOT THE PENNY! I GOT THE PENNY!" Harry shouted, as he ran into the store. Everyone looked at him. "IIIII've gooot the peeennyyy!" Harry sang, as he skipped over to Hagrid, and slapped the penny on his desk "Sorry Harry." Hagrid said. "WHAT! But you said I needed one more penny!" He said. "Well, if you would of came in three seconds earlier, I could of gladly handed it over, but two seconds ago, the shop's deiced to have it's annual $100 bucks more month!" Hagrid grinned. "Darn!" Harry said. Then he walked over to Hedwig. "Buddy, can I borrow $100?" He asked. Then Hedwig got out his wallet, and pulled out a 1000,000 dollar bill. Harry began to drool. Then Hedwig put it away and threw an other penny at Harry. "That's cruelty to humans!" Harry shouted angrily. Hedwig stuck his tongue out at Harry. Harry walked away, sobbing.
Now Harry was mad. He walked over to the Gryffindor common room, picked up Timmy, and carried him outside to where Ron was sitting, playing his video game. "TIMMY, USE THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!" Harry shouted. Ron looked up from his game. "PIKA- CHUUUUUU!" Timmy yelled, as he zapped Ron with a Thunderbolt attack. "That's cruelty to humans!" Ron shouted angrily. Then Ron got out a pokeball. "GO, CHARIZARD!" Ron cried, throwing the pokeball into the air. Then a Charizard came out of it. "I guess this is a battle!" Harry yelled. "But seriously, where did you get the Charizard from?" Harry asked. "There was a sale at Wal-Mart." Ron told Harry. "Oh." Said Harry. Timmy and Charizard were standing out in the field, ready to attack. "Hey, wait a minute, you can't battle me with my own Pokemon!" Ron said. Harry looked embarrasses. "Can I borrow Timmy, just for this battle?" Asked Harry sheepishly. "Uhhh… Sure." Ron said. "ATTACK!" They both shouted.
Then really actiony music came on. The two Pokemon attacked! "This show is SO lame." Hermione said from the sidelines. Then she noticed Ron's video game. "Oh… Destroy all muggles… COOL!" She shouted, and skipped off, holding the game. Then later, during the battle, Ron noticed the game was gone. "MY GAME IS GONE!" Ron screamed like a girl, and fainted. "NOOO!" Harry shouted, then fainted. Then for no apparent reason, Timmy and Charizard fainted too.
OMG! I'M NOT DEAD! YAY! Sorry folks, but the next chapter is the last chapie I've written for this story, and right now I'm to lazy to write any more fer a while. But who knows? I might start writing a new chapter as soon as I'm finshed writing this! YAY!