Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko!
Summary: Crap! Sakura yelled in her mind as she stared at the paper. 'Lost! My Cat, Haruno Sakura, Is Lost. She is pink and has green eyes. If you find her please return it to Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Sai, Gaara, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi, and Uzumaki Naruto.'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...Or a cat...
Explanation: Let's just say, Sakura was testing out a new jutsu but it turned her into a cat. Also the way she talks is through her mind and people can hear her, okay? That's all I'll tell you...for now...
Chapter One: Neko No Jutsu! Oh no!
Sakura stood in front of Tsunade and put her hands into the sign of the tiger.
"Tsunade-sama! Their's this new technique I wanted to show you!" Sakura exclaimed as she furrowed her brows in concentration. Tsunade nodded.
"Okay, Sakura. Show me what you made." Tsunade ordered. Sakura nodded.
POOF!
Tsunade coughed and looked down at her desk. Their sat a pink cat with cute green eyes. It looked like a chibi lion.
"Is this your jutsu?" Tsunade said as she raised an eyebrow and sweat dropped.
"Tsunade-sama, help! Onegai!" A voice in the corner of the blonde's mind said. And it sounded really like Sakura...
"Sakura!" Tsunade said as she ran to the cat and picked it up. "What happened?"
"Something happened to the jutsu! Something when wrong!" Sakura's voice said in it's mind.
"Uh, Tsunade-sa...ma?" Shizune came in but her voice slowly faded at the sight of her teacher talking to a cat. "I-I'll...Come back later..."
"Can't you change back?" Tsunade asked.
"No...Apparently not...Because if I could, I wouldn't be a cat right now, would I?" Sakura said sarcastically. Tsunade's eyes twitched. Naruto was rubbing off on her student.
"Shizune!" Tsunade yelled out, a vein throbbing on her temple. Well, at least its better than paper work.
"Yes, Tsunade-sama?" Shizune said as if she had seen nothing.
"Bring Uchiha, Hyuuga, Uzumaki, and Hatake." Tsunade ordered, putting Sakura down and grabbing a bottle of sake.
"Yes ma'am." Shizune replied as she hurried out with Ton-Ton in her arms. After Tsunade drank her sake, she picked up Sakura and placed her on her lap.
"Man, Sakura, your in one sticky situation..." Tsunade muttered, shaking her head.
"Hey! Baa-chan, you need something?" The hyper fox brat said as he jumped onto the woman's desk. He went closer and looked at the cat. "And who's that cat you got their?"
"Get off her desk, dope." The Uchiha boy said as he grabbed the blonde's collar and dragged him off.
"You called us, Hokage-sama?" Neji asked as he ignored the other boys.
"Where's Kakashi?" Tsunade asked, taking more gulps of sake.
"Eh, he late as usual." Sakura's voice said. The three other boys looked around.
"Where'd that voice come from?" Neji asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Oi! Oi!" Naruto exclaimed as he pointed at the cat. "That pink cat talked!"
"Don't be even stupider then usual, dope." Sasuke sarcastically said as he glared at the blonde boy. Neji rolled his eyes.
"Of course I talk, you idiot!" Sakura yelled as her eyes turned into slits.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto exclaimed as he picked up the cat, "Is that you!"
"Dope, that can't be..." Neji paused. Pink hair...green eyes...
"Well, now that you know, things are easier for me now!" Tsunade said as she finished her umpteenth bottle of sake.
"What do you mean?" Sasuke demanded as he slammed his fists on the desk.
"What I mean is I won't have to explain that Sakura became a cat." Tsunade said as she grabbed all the sake bottles before they fell. She sighed in relief.
"Yo! Sorry I'm late, I was late because-" Kakashi's 'royal' entrance was interrupted by Naruto.
"Kakashi-sensei! Look!" Naruto said as tears poured out of his eyes, "Sakura-chan became a cat! Now how are we going to make-"
Sasuke bonked him on the head. "Don't even go their."
"Hokage-sama, answer my question." Neji demanded calmly.
"Well, she was trying this new jutsu..." Tsunade drank some sake before continuing, "And suddenly she turned into a cat."
"Can't she turn back into normal?" Naruto said stupidly as he scratched his head. Tsunade TRIED to control her anger before she beat the shit out of the blonde boy.
"No...Apparently not...Because if she could, she wouldn't be a cat right now, would she?" Tsunade repeated the sentence Sakura had told her. Sakura let out a small laugh.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, Neji looked away, and Naruto...Was, well Naruto.
"So what did you bring us here for, Baa-chan?" From that sentence, Naruto earned a bonk on the head from the Hyuuga.
"That's what I just asked her, idiot." Neji said as he glared at the fox brat before turning to Tsunade.
"Well, I need you to keep an eye on Sakura...I'm kinda..." Tsunade scratched her head and gave a grin, "Busy with work..."
"You mean drinking sake?" Sasuke gave his smug reply.
"Shut your trap, Uchiha." Tsunade said, glaring at the raven haired jounin. The sharingan user just rolled his eyes.
Their was a silence after Tsunade's sentence. Of course, it wasn't Naruto this time to burst out.
"So I'm included too?" Kakashi asked, his whole Icha Icha Paradise reading afternoon...Gone...
"Well, yeah, Kakashi-sensei. You WERE her teacher besides me, the future Hokage, and Sasuke, the bastard." Naruto suddenly felt...An aura of death and danger surrounding Sasuke.
"Don't compare me to you, dope." Sasuke said.
"Oh, I forgot something. SHIZUNE!" Tsunade called out to her female assistant. Shizune immediately walked in and let out a groan.
"Yes...Tsunade-sama?" Shizune let out before rubbing her head with her free hand, the other holding Ton-Ton.
"Bring in Sai." Tsunade ordered drinking her thirtieth bottle of sake and a huge red blush over her face for getting so drunk.
"You wanted me, Hokage-sama?" Sai asked, raising an eyebrow towards the pink haired cat.
"Sai-teme! How's it been?" Naruto cheerfully said as he wrung an arm around Sai's neck.
"Fine, dickless wonder." Sai replied. Naruto's eyes narrowed.
"Why you-" Naruto was cut off.
"Ahem." Tsunade coughed, handing the cat to Sai.
Sasuke and Neji had no clue what was going on now and Kakashi...Was reading is icha icha paradise, like always. Sasuke had never met Sai. He didn't now that Sai was Sasuke's replacement while he was gone.
"Sai, Naruto, don't start going into a fight again." Sakura said, sighing and shaking her head. Sai looked at Sakura's face.
"Ugly?...Is that you?" Sai said suddenly chuckling. Sakura glared at him and yelled a "shut up!"
Sasuke gave Neji a 'Explain To Me' look.
"Sai was your replacement while you were gone, Uchiha. Actually, you two are similar in a way...Except both Naruto AND Sakura argued with him...He's the same age as you, Uzumaki, and Sakura but he became an ANBU before them." Neji explained, catching up to the rest of the group. After a while, Sasuke soon decided to follow them.
Kakashi, who was forgotten, looked up.
"Hey, where did everybody go?"
Author's Note: So, did you like it? Review please! Oh, no flamers...