Allysandra: Hey! We're sorry it took so long!

Calab: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down...

Artemis: My fair lady!

Celestria: My ears are bleeding!

Tetra: Ahhh! I can't see they're so loud!

Calab: You want I should sing Mary Had A Little Lamb?

Allysandra and Tetra: No!

Epilogue

Last time on The Little Merdemon...

(Calab in announcer man voice) We found out Inuyasha was pregnant with five -that's right- five pups! What chaos is in store? Stay tuned! This chapter brought to you by Forget-Me-Not perfume made with a real flower that makes people forget stuff. You won't remember the last time you smelled so good. Actually, you won't remember much at all.

9 months later... (We didn't want Inuyasha to suffer...much)

"Push!" Kaede siad from her death bed. Sesshomaru had to deliver the babies. "I can't it's not going back in!" He yelled back as he tried to push the first child back in the womb with a chopstick. (Yeah we know: brain dead)

"Get the fuck away from me! This is all your fault! I hate you, you fish fucker! Go to hell!" Inuyasha screamed.

An hour later...

Five babies sat there.

"Aaw. This one looks like me" he said as he examined the second-born girl who they had named Allysandra. She had thick blue-silver hair and a long matching tail. On her cheeks were twin jagged slashes of blue. As he bent down to examine her closer, she growled and spat in his face. The other babies broke out into evil and amused laughter.

"But she has her mother's attitude," he said as wiped his face off.

"Aaaw. I love them already!" Inuyasha said as he gave his precious babies an approving smile. "Wait...What the fuck did you call me, fish-boy!"

Sesshomaru examined the other children. One had black hair and if you looked close enough, you could see pink highlights as well. They named her Celestria. Another had orange hair and a dizzy goofy look on her face. Tetra was the name they gave her. The final girl had pure black hair and was bouncing up and down and giggling madly. They decided to call her Artemis.

Finally, the only boy, Calab, had golden hair and a bad attitude. Although they looked different than normal quintuplets, they each had Inuyasha's doggy ears and one other thing in common.

They all had the same cold, yet mischievious, golden eyes. They all also had the same evil grin on their faces. "Aaaw! My babies are so..." Inuyasha paused and glanced at his son. Calab was very still when not a moment ago, he was as alive as the others. "What's wrong with my son, you old bitchy hag!" Sesshomaru asked Kaede.

"I'm on my death bed! How should I know!" she yelled back. They began to mourn the death of their only son. suddenly, an evil cackle was heard.

They looked at Calab again to see him giggling like crazy and rolling around on the blanket the children had been placed on.

Sesshomaru's mouth hung open. 'If all our kids are like this, I'm fuckin' scared!" he thought. Inuyasha said they were the most perfect kids in the world for freaking the shit out of Sesshomau as well as spitting in his face.

Unknown to him, they were already planning his demise along with Sesshomaru's. Nothing personal.

Here's an update on everyone else: Kaede passed away at the age of 98. (We know she ain't that old, but it just makes it funny hahaha!) Kikyo left and was never heard from again. Good riddance! Izayoi is pregnant with Inutaisho's third child. (Makes you ask yourself: How did that happen!) Kagome went insane and is now living at Nuts-R-Us for very, very insane people.

Naraku and Kagura torture poor Miroku everyday and small little Kanna finally died after breaking every bone in her tiny little body when a newborn puppy attacked her.

To Inuyasha and Sesshomaru later that night:

"Please?" Sesshomaru asked. "No!" Inuyasha yelled as he sat in bed reading 'Mating Season Magazine'. Sesshomaru huffed. Then, he started to do something really annoying.

He made popping noises with his mouth. (Ever seen Shrek 2?) After about 5 minutes, Inuyasha threw the magazine on the floor.

"Okay!" He leapt on Sesshomaru and they shagged until morning.

The next day...

"Okay," said Inutaisho who was babysitting, "Say 'Grampa'" Allysandra started to speak in their baby talk. "Gaa Babba ya gwampa" Translation: 'You're old and you smell like shit, Grandpa'

The other babies began to cackle hysterically. "Aaaaw! That's my girl!" Inutaisho said proudly. (You know how Inuyasha is a little ditzy sometimes? This is the guy he gets it from.)

Anywho, back to important people...ME! (Tetra) This section will be italicized and in bold to symbolize us speaking our own language. Enjoy!

'Now back to the Council of Babies!' said Tetra. 'Be quiet so Queen Allysandra can speak!' Allysandra gave Tetra a half flattered, half confused look.

Okay, I'm flattered but your going a little overboard. Now, to business. Last night, while I was creating a plan to escape that damn pen they put us in, I heard the He-Wife (Inuyasha) and the Mistake (Sesshomaru) getting their freak on. Disgusting! They must be done away with!"

Calab almost lost his last nut! "Momma (Inuyasha)? With...NOT-THE-MOMMA (Sesshomaru)!" As Calab ran around acting like a retarded pig about to be roasted, Allysandra continued the council with her ideas to kill the Mistake.

"Now, here is what we'll do..."

(Now, before we tell you what gruesome plan we came up with, here is something else...shocking! Mwuhahaha! Inuyasha and Sesshomaru time! This is two weeks later. Yes, our plan takes that long.)

Inuyasha stood over the toilet he got very well aquainted with the first 6 months of his pregnancy. He saw it everyday, at 4:30 a.m. And here he is again, like a nightmare. A horrible idea popped into Inuyasha's little (might we stress little! He he!) brain. "Oh no! I had better not be...no its impossible...right? SESSHOMARU!"

Like a prancing donkey (with an even less brain than Inuyasha) Sesshomaru waltzed into the bathroom with the look of a satisfied little child who just got a toy. "Yes my sweet pidg..." He was cut off by a half vomitting, half angry Inuyasha who looked like he was about to explode.

"LET ME TELL YOU SOME THING! IF I'M PREGNANT AGAIN, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS..." in the biggest baby squeal, Sesshomaru bounced off of walls.

"Your PREGNANT! Oooh! Boy or girl? No wait, don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise! I'll name it..."

"SHUT YOUR FACE YOU IDIOT! THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE NAMING IF I'M PREGNANT IS YOUR DEATH DATE!" Inuyasha screeched. All while yelling and screaming, Inuyasha was taking out a pregnancy test (that he stole from THE- WITCH-HE-DOES-NOT-WANT-TO-NAME-THAT-COMES-FROM-THE-FUTURE-AND-WON'T-GO-BACK).

After testing himself he waited until he heard the little beep. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru both hovered over it with huge surprised glances of hate and surprise.

(He he he he! I could say cliffhangy! But this is the last chapter so you little humans got away easy. Alright, lets start this with us "attacking" Sesshomaru.)

"Alright babies! Attack NOW!" Allysandra screamed with a pitchfork in her hand. Her 'idea' was to stab him to death with pitchforks and knives. (Tetra: Don't ask us were we got it from, we don't know. We don't have a secret stash in the closet on the third floor of the mansion...he he he. Anywho...I'll never say, on with the story.)

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru turned around just in time to see Calab jump on Sesshomaru, with his favorite pan, and start welting him with it. "NOT THE MOMMA...DIE! LEAVE MOMMA ALONE! DIE, DIE, DIIIEE!"

It took all of Sesshomaru's strength to get the boxing baby off of him long enough to utter Inuyasha's turn to talk. As Inuyasha glared at the pregnancy test, he started to cry uncontrollably. "I...don't...b...belive this! I... I...I...!" Celestria lost her patience with Calab.

She ran over and hit Sesshomaru right in the nuts until he keeled over on his side holding his 'little (might we stress very little, snicker, snicker, milky way) precious'. Inuyasha didn't even listen to Sesshomaru's wails of pain. He was still coping. "I'm...PREGNANT!" Everyone stopped except Calab who still beat Sesshomaru on the head.

(Cute kid, huh!) All attentive kids stared at Inuyasha with a look of horror. In unanimous baby talk "YOU WHORE! NOT ANOTHER ONE!"

THE END!

Tetra: Let's let them absorb this first!

Celestria: That was fun!

Artemis: Later Taters!

Calab: Please review!

All: (Bow)