Here I am for another chapter, this is Noodle by the way- Chibi's probably in bed asleep right now, it's 11:55 PM afterall. Which means in five minutes where I live in the world it will be FRIDAY which means it's the day the world cup starts! I'm really excited! WORLD CUP! Not that my country will win but it's still fun. We did sweepstakes in school for it and I got Togo -.- If I had Brazil or Germany I might win. BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS! Actually now it is Friday! I shouldn't be getting so hyper at this time -.-
Thank you to reviewers of the last chapter- Dearie, KKSlover4ever, kitty-inuyasha, silvertigerlil, Kaishin, Angelus Eros Weiss and Mew Orenji.
Dedicating this chapter sort of thing to two people- because I can, I should and I might again. -
Sophie the Dragon- For standing up for me earlier this week in school when I was getting loads of shit from people and because I know where she lives!
BlackMageRose13- Because I only just realised she said something for us in one of her (well ace) fics, which I still haven't reviewed yet I promise I will! Also both her fics are aces and should have more reviews ;)
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Broom mans answer machine.
YAHOY! It be broom man! That's right, if ever you see a pink and yellow blob flying through the sky on his magic broom it is BROOM MAN! The main house will not opress my love for brooms! Therefore I am Hyuuga Neji by day and by night I am BROOM MAN! I wear a pink jump suit, yellow cleaning gloves, green wellies a brush head on my head, kukuku I'm so clever. I destroy my enemies with fairy liquid and dettol! With my sidekick BRISTLE BOY!
"But Neji I'm a girl!"
Shut up or I'll make you clean the toilet with the toilet brush on your head again. Bristle boy.
"But I'm Tenten."
Me and bristle boy destroy evil. Evil eyebrows. Oh no! My broomy sense is tingling! Let's fly Bristle boy!
"Leave a message please."
BRISTLE BOY! HOMOFFOFFOFFOFF
#1: Broom man, this is your arch-nemesis the knickers cow! MUHAHAHAHA
#2: MUSTACHE!
#3: PENIS!
#4: MUSTACHE!
#5: PENIS!
#6: MUSTACHE!
#7: I can't leave anymore penis messages because I need a poo. Bye.
#8: Fear my cow wrath! Knickers wrath too!
#9: Broom man, this is Sasuke, aka agent ducky. I have reached the knickers cows lair and I am proceeding to steal his biscuits! meheheheheh. Pretty underwear...It's sucking my brains out! noo! Attack of the thongs!
#10: This isn't Shikamaru. I need to get revenge on Ga..the knickers cow, he keeps sending death threats and cereal in letters to my house. I could be secret agent Bambi?
#12: "Branch house are gay!"
Quiet I'm leaving a message! Fool. Neji stop this obsession with brooms! The broom fight is over! And we won!
"We did?"
No, but he's stupid and won't figure it out himself.
"Even though you just told him?"
He's that stupid. Fool. We say you can't be obsessed with brooms! BROOM FIGHT IS DEAD AND GONE. For a year. You should be concentrating on the welly fight, which we'll beat you in too! HOHAHOHAHOHA.
#13: Broom man this is the branch house! Your biggest fans! We have made a discovery that Hiashi and most of the other main house members love the boy band Pretty Weasel and the Uglies! They're going to watch them in concert in a week. We are going to laugh at them. HAHAHA. We're having a top secret meeting the day before. Tell Neji to come too.
#14: Buy tickets to see Pretty weasel and the Itachi's yeah.
"It's the uglies!"
I'm not ugly yeah, I'm so pretty people think I'm a girl yeah.
"Am I pretty?"
No Tobi you're not you have one eye yeah. You're a cyclops yeah.
"But Itachi's blind and he's pretty."
"I'm not blind! I kill you." 'thud'
Kisame! Itachi's trapped under the fridge again!
"Why did he attack the fridge?"
"You'll understand when you're older Tobi."
Yeah...so um yeah. Buy our tickets, I mean their tickets. You'll get a free spoon, but if you don't buy then we'll eat you yeah.
"Can't we just leave him under there?"
#15: Broom man this is Naruto I need your help! I've been taken hostage by Ino.
"I'm listening on the other phone and I'm coming to kill you!"
Nooo! Save me Broom man save me!
#16: Um...Broom man? Sasuke told me to call you. My little brother has him hanging from our ceiling...Can you come and get him..He farts really loud at night. I think he even shit himself. Gaara get out of the dishwasher! Don't do that! BAD GAARA! NO BAD GAARA BAD! Kankuro he's stuck his head in it again!
#17: Neji, I know this is you why did you spray Ino's eyes with dis-infectant! She could go blind...hehe, no! don't think horrible things Sakura no! 'cough' So don't do it again or I'll rip your bollocks off so hard!
#18: Broom man? This is um.. Kankuro, we have Shikamaru hanging from our ceiling now too. You should really come for them because if Sasuke farts one more time I swear he'll explode and kill us all.
"Kankuro he's in the washing machine now! Spinning...feeling dizzy...falling...MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"
Try be quick, oh and can you really fly? Because that would be well cool and...
"KANKURO!" 'big fart in background'
#19: This is the knickers cow! Shut up my name isn't stupid! Stop it! I do not slap like a girl! Temari he's picking on me!
"Kankuro! Go outside and think about what you've done!"
"But it's dark outside!"
"Go now!"
See I always win Broom man, now surrender your eyebrows!
#20: Um...Neji..Wh...Why D..Did you st..steal my b..ba..bar...BARBIES! Naruton and Hinatin were about to have babies...
#21: Ich heiße Orochimaru! Ich tanze gern! Ich esse gern Gurken und Bananen! Ich wohne in dem Boutique. Ja, ja. DIE BOUTIQUE IST GEGENÜBER VON DER KONDITOREI! Ich bekomme Fünfzig yen in der woche! NICHT SO GUT NICHT SO GUT! Wie geht's? SEHR GUT! Auf Wiedersehen.
#22: This is the happy smiley people and we're sponsoring the Pretty Weasel and the Itachi's concert, because we will donate to people with the money made from selling cheese, not just ordinary cheese but cheese on STICKS. So because it's for a good cause you should buy a ticket now! Or zombie worms with swords will eat your brains!
"Zetsu zombies aren't real."
Yes they are Kisame!
"Who says?"
"Yur mum! AHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY!"
"Shut up Tobi! I kill you!"
"Hey, yeah. Is Itachi under the fridge again yeah?"
Buy tickets or more blind people will be squished by fridges and that is bad! BAAD
"LIKE US."
"Shut up Tobi. I kill you!"
"How can you kill me, you're under a fridge."
"I have special powers!"
"Like what?"
Don't you know Tobi? Itachi is a power ranger. I've seen his pink costume.
"Can I be the floating head?"
"NO! Shut up Tobi. I kill you!"
#23: BROOM MAN! It's a DISASTER! I lost my stick. MY STICK! You know Broom man you really look like Neji did you know that? Except for he looks more gay! I just laugh at his ugly face, then I remember about my stick and I..I CRY LIKE A BABY!
#24: You're lucky I'm not blind! I'm coming to kill you! I know I can because I know that you get HEYFEVER! I'm coming with lots of plants! There's no way of escaping because I got Tenten to steal your medicine. Then I'm going to take you hostage! You'll sneeze until your sore eyes will pop out!
#25: Broom man this is the knicker cow. I challenge you to.. A SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
#26: Have you seen Akamaru?
#27: Seriously though can you really fly!
"Get off the phone Kankuro!"
No Gaara go play with your friends or something.
"They're not my friends anymore."
Why?
"Because I kept throwing them at those two hanging from the ceiling."
You threw your friends at people!
"Well they are rocks."
Go play with yourself then!
"Temaaariii!"
I hope it was ok : ) Me and Chibi have a website now, if you people would take a look at it and sign the guestbook, even just a little I'd explode- in a good way. Exploding lemming style would be fun. On our profile it's set as our homepage so please visit : )
Next time is?...You tell me.