Ohayo all of my adorable fans. Well I sorta got side tracked and decided to write a short oneshot about sasuke and sakura. I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
"Hey Naruto!" yelled Kiba as he waved frantically for Naruto to notice him.
"What is it Kiba?" said an irked Naruto. Firstly because he was disturbed while eating ramen at Icharuka's, secondly because he was discussing something with Hinata.
"Listen. Isn't it Sasuke's birthday in a couple of days?"
"Actually, yeah. It is! What about it?"
"Well do you have any ideas on what to get him?"
"Nope"
"I have an awesome idea for his present. But I need your help."
"I'm listening."
The next day...
uhhhhh. This is so boring. Why is everyone so busy today. It's as if they're avoiding me. Plus, tomorrows Sasuke-kun's birthday, and I still haven't found something to give him as a present. This is absolutely hopeless.
Sigh
"Hey Sakura!"
"Hmmmm?" said Sakura as she looked down from her balcony to see Sasuke standing their calling her. "Sasuke-kun?"
"Hey Sakura can you come down here? I need to ask you something."
"Alright." said Sakura as she jumped of her balcony and onto the ground. "Whatj'd you wanna talk about Sasuke-kun?"
"Listen. Have you seen Naruto around today?"
"Actually I haven't seen him since yesterday when he was at Icharuka's eating Ramen with Hinata. Why?"
"Cause I've heard a rumor going around that he and Kiba have set some kind off prank up for my birthday tomorrow. And I need to know what before it happens."
"This isn't like you Sasuke-kun. Why would you be worried about a silly little prank that Naruto would pull on you. He does them all the time."
"This is different. The Rumor's I heard are bad. Really bad."
"How bad?"
"What I heard was th..." started Sasuke but was interrupted.
"Hey Sasuke-teme!" yelled Naruto
"Well there he is right now. Why don't you ask him?" whispered Sakura. While Sasuke nodded.
"Dobe"
"watj'd you call me Bastard!"
"Moron!"
"You.. Never mind. I need to talk to you. Privately." said Naruto as he hunched over and cupped his mouth while his eyes checked the area around them, as if he were telling a secret message that wasn't to be heard by anyone.
"Whatever." replied Sasuke
"Come on! Bye Sakura-chan. I'll talk to you later!" yelled Naruto as he dragged Sasuke along with him down an alley where they could talk privately.
"Hey! Let go you Bastard!" Said Sasuke as he yanked his arm away from Naruto's clutches. "What did you want to tell me?"
"Well. It's your birthday tomorrow so... me and Kiba have thlught of a present for you, and you're gonna get it now."
"Huh?"
"Ok. Me and Kiba have a present for you, but it's a two-day present. It starts today and ends tomorrow."
"What is it? Are you my slaves now?"
"Nope. It's even better."
"Soo.. What is it?"
"Starting at 6 o'clock tonight, you and Sakura will be spending an entire 24 hours together!"
"Huh?"
"At six tonight Sakura will be staying at your place until tomorrow at six. Is there something else you don't understand?"
"First of all, How is that a present! Second, what gives you the permission to tell me who's gonna stay at my house with me!" said Sasuke obviously irked and pissed off.
"Well...since it's a present, it would be very impolite to refuse it."
"I don't care!"
"And if you go along with this, me and Kiba will give 12 bunches of fully ripe and luscious tomatoes!"
That's were Sasuke snapped, and stated to fantisize and sadly drool.
"Oi! Sasuke-teme! So do you agree?"
"12 ...bunches...luscious... tomatoes!"
"Yoo-hoo!"asked Naruto as he swung his arms infront of Sasuke to get his attention.
"YES! I ABSOLUTELY AGREE!" yelled Sasuke enthusiastically
"Great! I'll bring Sakura and the tomatoes over at 5:30 tonight. Be ready cause you have to spend an entire day with her." said Naruto as he ran off into the center of Konoha.
Oh dear lord. What have I done? I just agreed to spend an entire day with Sakura! But on the other hand I get tomatoes. Lots...of...tomatoes! Oh no! I just remembered!
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FlashBack
"Hey Sasuke." said Itachi as he looked down at Sasuke while holding something behind his back.
"Happy Birthday!" exclaimed Itachi as he handed Sasuke a huge bag of red tomatoes.
"WoW! Thank you nii-san. So many tomatoes" exclaimed little Sasuke as he grabbed the tomatoes and runs towards his room to start devouring them.
Nii-san got me so many tomatoes! Lets see how many I can eat in 5 minutes!
5 minutes later
"Wow that was soooooo delicious!" said Sasuke as he licked all his fingers.
knock,knock
"Who is it?" giggled sasuke
"Sasuke? Are you ok in there?" asked the voice of Itachi
"Hai!Hai!hai!" exclaimed sasuke
"That's it im coming in!"
End Flashback
That's all I remember from the last time I ate so many tomatoes, I became drunk-ish. And If Sakura's around when I eat those tomatoes who knows what will happen. Damn those tomatoes for being so delicious. I guess I'll just have to stay away from Sakura.