"Wow," The alien Landoc stared at Sam as she got up from Jack's bedside in the infirmary, and the Colonel turned over and went back to sleep, "Wow," he said again.

"Yeah, she's a pretty good looking woman," admitted Daniel in an exasperated sort of voice

"Yes, there's that," said Landoc, "but the sexual tension between those two! You could cut it with a knife!"

"Well, you're, observant, to say the least." said Daniel warily. Landoc didn't seem to catch on.

"Do they realize it?" he asked innocently.

"Oooh yeah," replied Daniel.

"So why don't they, y'know..." he made suggestive motions with his hands.

"Well lets put it this way," said Janet. Setting down her clipboard, she began her impression of Sam, "Oh-Sir! I know that I'm a Major and you a Colonel, and it would be impossible for us to be together, but-"

"But," said Daniel, taking off his glasses and laying them on top of the clipboard, "all this alien influence often prevents me from seeing the truth! Oh, Samantha!"

"Yes, sir?"

"I love you so much I almost forgot to make a snarky remark."

Janet giggled and continued, "And just because I'm married to you in another dimension, doesn't mean WE can't be friends."

Daniel reached out and grabbed Janet's wrist, and she let out an exaggerated, "Oh"

"Or possibly more," Daniel said suggestively.

"Gasp! No! We mustn't!" Daniel pulled her in close.

"Kiss me"

"Bite me." said Jack from his cot. Apparently he wasn't asleep.

Fin.

AN: Points to anyone who knows what show I've parodied!